275 Would You Rather Questions To Get You Thinking

We put together the most random "would you rather" questions — written by BuzzFeed writers and members of the BuzzFeed Community — for your next game night or sleepover.

1.Would you rather cut your nails way too short or leave them way too long?

2.Would you rather be more attractive than your partner or have your partner be more attractive than you?

3.Would you rather marry a funny person who was always poor or marry a boring person who was always rich?

4.Would you rather wear pants three sizes too big or shoes three sizes too small?

5.Would you rather go for a Jeep ride with Shawn Mendes or go to an island resort with Ed Sheeran?

6.Would you rather go barefoot for a day or eat clumpy mascara for breakfast?

7.Would you rather get terrible tan lines because of a cute bikini top or wear a long-sleeved bathing suit top in 100-degree weather?

8.Would you rather know what it's like to be in love, but it's always unrequited or never know true love?

9.Would you rather never be able to add salt or sugar to anything again?

10.Would you rather use this filthy razor on your bikini area or use this random person's hair brush?

11.Would you rather never have an orgasm or never find true love?

12.Would you rather none of your friends like your partner or none of your partner's friends like you?

13.Would you rather never have a best friend, but have a long and happy marriage or never get married but have the closest and strongest friendships ever?

14.Would you rather have no smell or taste?

15.Would you rather put a pad on sticky side up or lick a used pore strip?

16.Would you rather wear onion-flavored or liver-flavored lipstick?

17.Would you rather get stranded in Antarctica or in the hottest desert?

18.Would you rather never have sex again or never eat your favorite food again?

19.Would you rather be able to turn invisible or be able to fly?

20.Would you rather fart out loud on a date or have the hiccups the entire time on the date?

21.Would you rather travel 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?

22.Would you rather be able to shrink to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a skyscraper?

23.Would you rather always feel like you need to sneeze or always feel like you need to pee?

24.Would you rather eat only Brussels sprouts or only turnips for the rest of your life?

25.Would you rather be able to play every musical instrument or be able to speak all languages?

26.Would you rather never be able to use the internet again or never be able to listen to music again?

27.Would you rather stop drinking coffee in the mornings or never drink another hot chocolate again?

28.Would you rather wear something covered in cat hair all day or wear a stained shirt all day?

29.Would you rather be stuck in a phone box with 10 snakes or with 20 tarantulas?

30.Would you rather use a pair of underwear that you found left on the street or wear a pair of wet tights for a whole month?

31.Would you rather be able to travel everywhere for free or be able to eat everywhere for free?

32.Would you rather sing karaoke with Selena Gomez or be stuck in traffic with Dua Lipa?

33.Would you rather live in summer forever or live in winter forever?

34.Would you rather fart every time you had sex or burp every time you kiss someone?

35.Would you rather have a booger hanging out of your nose or have a pimple on your forehead for the rest of your life?

36.Would you rather not be able to bathe for a whole year or not be able to brush your teeth for a whole year?

37.Would you rather dress like you're from the '80s forever or dress like you're 80 forever?

38.Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone you hate?

39.Would you rather only be allowed to wear baseball caps or beanies for the rest of your life?

40.Would you rather be able to speak to animals or be able to read people's minds?

41.Would you rather go hiking or take a nap?

42.Would you rather have candy or popcorn?

43.Would you rather go back to your most recent ex or never date again?

44.Would you rather wear a funny/scary Halloween costume or wear a sexy one?

45.Would you rather have true love or be rich?

46.Would you rather be the boss or have no responsibility?

47.Would you rather meet an alien or a ghost?

48.Would you rather hang out on a yacht with Nick Jonas or walk the streets of England with Tom Holland?

49.Would you rather be very good at cooking or very good at math?

50.Would you rather know what happens after you die or continue not knowing?

51.Would you rather find $100 floating in the toilet or $5 in your pocket?

52.Would you rather have a pause button or a rewind button in your life?

53.Would you rather constantly itch or be in excruciating pain one day a year?

54.Would you rather always speak your mind or never speak again?

55.Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or to your funeral?

56.Would you rather be ridiculously easy to read or have a hard time showing any emotions?

57.Would you rather be super lucky but easily feel down for long periods of time or have bad things keep happening to you but be very, very resilient?

58.Would you rather your loved ones never stop grieving your death or you die and no one cares?

59.Would you rather be reincarnated but your new life is filled with misery or pass away and there's no life after death?

60.Would you rather give up steak or roasted chicken?

61.Would you rather be the big spoon or the little spoon?

62.Would you rather be a famous and wealthy artist while alive but be forgotten after you die or spend your life as a poor and unknown artist, but go down in history as the greatest master of all time after your death?

63.Would you rather get matching shirts with your pet or with your significant other?

64.Would you rather get drinks with Beyoncé or dance all night at a club with Rihanna?

65.Would you rather be smart or wise?

66.Would you rather your life partner is deeply in love with you, but you only kind of like them or be deeply in love with your life partner, but you know they only kind of like you?

67.Would you rather not be able to taste anything sweet or savory for the rest of your life?

68.Would you rather never be able to tell the truth, but people trust you or never be able to lie, but people distrust everything you say?

69.Would you rather never retain new memories but get to keep your past memories or completely forget your past but be able to make new memories?

70.Would you rather have superhuman hearing or vision?

71.Would you rather be granted one big wish or be granted 100 small wishes?

72.Would you rather never have a home or never go outside?

73.Would you rather cheat on your significant other or be cheated on?

74.Would you rather find true love but not have any friends or have many friends but never find true love?

75.Would you rather all your clothes fit exactly how you want them or all your clothes are 50% off?

76.Would you rather be a dog for a day or be a cat for a day?

77.Would you rather you and your partner be very passionate but almost always fighting or you and your partner not have any passion but get along perfectly?

78.Would you rather go on a wild vacation full of new experiences or go on a super relaxing vacation that leaves you well rested?

79.Would you rather fight hard for something world-changing that won't succeed or fight for something you don't really believe in that will 100% succeed?

80.Would you rather pee yourself every time someone says your name or poop your pants every time you say someone else's name?

81.Would you rather have a challenging job that you love or have a job that you find boring but know has a huge, positive impact?

82.Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one finds out or not have sex with a goat but everyone thinks you did?

83.Would you rather wear the same thong for a month or wear a stranger's dirty boxers for two weeks?

84.Would you rather use tissue paper as toilet paper or use mayonnaise as body lotion?

85.Would you rather not use anything on the first day of your period or use the same tampon/pad for three days?

86.Would you rather never eat breakfast or dinner again?

87.Would you rather get rich but never really be passionate about anything or find something you're deeply passionate about but never make money off it?

88.Would you rather be able to fly or be able to teleport?

89.Would you rather never be able to eat cookies or pastries again?

90.Would you rather use your own snot as soap or wash your face with soap covered with other people's hair?

91.Would you rather flip a coin for the chance to win $20 or immediately win $10?

92.Would you rather always be stressed and busy or always be bored?

93.Would you rather know the date of your death or the cause of your death?

94.Would you rather live in Neverland or Wonderland?

95.Would you rather wear Iron Man's suit or Spider-Man's suit?

96.Would you rather find out your best friend's boyfriend is your true love or have your boyfriend fall in love with your best friend?

97.Would you rather only have five years with the love of your life and then never see them again or find the love of your life but never get to be in a relationship with them?

98.Would you rather eat chocolate-flavored poop or poop-flavored chocolate?

99.Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Dark Vader for the rest of your life?

100.Would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you’re told?

101.Would you rather have more time or more money?

102.Would you rather have three feet or three hands?

103.Would you rather pee yourself in public once a week or poop your pants privately every day?

104.Would you rather find true love or win the lottery?

105.Would you rather pry off your thumbnail with a fork or put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall?

106.Would you rather only be able to kiss one person for the rest of your life or kiss as many people as you want, but only once?

107.Would you rather give up oral sex or sweet, delicious cheese?

108.Would you rather have hair all over your body or have no hair at all?

109.Would you rather be a successful artist or a successful business owner?

110.Would you rather have your dream job or find your true love?

111.Would you rather be able to run super fast or fly really slow?

112.Would you rather have lots of money or lots of friends?

113.Would you rather always have really slow internet or always have a really bad phone signal?

114.Would you rather find out for certain that other intelligent life exists or find out for certain that no intelligent life exists, and humans are alone in the universe?

115.Would you rather travel to the beach with Harry Styles or attend the Grammys with Justin Bieber?

116.Would you rather be young, dumb, and rich or be old, smart, and poor?

117.Would you rather fall for the wrong person or have the wrong person fall for you?

118.Would you rather die before you meet your true love or meet your true love and then lose them?

119.Would you rather eat bacon or french fries with every meal you have for the rest of your life?

120.Would you rather get a paper cut every time you touch paper or burn your tongue every time you eat something?

121.Would you rather have a free subscription to Netflix or free pizza supply for the rest of your life?

122.Would you rather always be sticky or always be itchy for the rest of your life?

123.Would you rather have a dead, smelly maggot stuck in your ear for a month or find pubes on every single thing you eat for a year?

124.Would you rather smell like old cheese or smell like onions?

125.Would you rather have to use sandpaper as toilet paper or hot sauce as eye drops?

126.Would you rather have many friends and many enemies or have few friends and no enemies?

127.Would you rather be able to detect any lie you hear or get away with any lie you tell?

128.Would you rather not be able to read but have the power to read minds or just be able to read?

129.Would you rather be the teachers' pet or have the teachers hate you?

130.Would you rather have tastebuds on your butthole or poop through your mouth?

131.Would you rather be 4'5" or 7'7"?

132.Would you rather sweat thick, thick mayo or have to poop a regulation-size softball?

133.Would you rather only be able to wear wet socks for the rest of your life or not wash your hair for a year?

134.Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or have legs as long as your fingers?

135.Would you rather always shout or always whisper?

136.Would you rather forever wear cargo pants or a popped collar?

137.Would you rather lose your keys or your phone?

138.Would you rather never have another slice of chocolate cake or never have another ice cream cone?

139.Would you rather be deathly allergic to leather or to lace?

140.Would you rather have no phone or have no friends?

141.Would you rather wear a velvet tracksuit with bling every day for a year or wear an Ed Hardy shirt every day for a year?

142.Would you rather hold your poop in for 24 hours or drink a glass of sweat?

143.Would you rather see a big spider in the shower or see a snake in the toilet when you need to go?

144.Would you rather have a a golf ball or a watermelon as your head?

145.Would you rather eat boogers or ear wax?

146.Would you rather pull all your finger nails off or pull all your teeth out?

147.Would you rather go on a 24-hour shopping spree with Ariana Grande or write a song with Taylor Swift?

148.Would you rather burp every time you laugh or sound like a whale when you cry?

149.Would you rather have a constant itch or sweat constantly?

150.Would you rather have a blocked nose or a runny nose all the time?

151.Would you rather get ice cream with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or cook a five-course meal with Zac Efron?

152.Would you rather be the strongest person in the world or never be able to forget anything?

153.Would you rather have a constant headache or stomachache?

154.Would you rather have bad breath or have bad B.O.?

155.Would you rather own a flip phone or an ancient computer?

156.Would you rather be smart or pretty?

157.Would you rather be Batman or Superman?

158.Would you rather only wear high heels or only wear flip flops?

159.Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into your own future or 10 minutes into the future of anyone but yourself?

160.Would you rather have a super sensitive sense of smell or have super sensitive hearing?

161.Would you rather drink a milkshake that tastes like vomit or drink someone else’s vomit that tastes like a milkshake?

162.Would you rather always wear a bra or never wear a bra?

163.Would you rather be illiterate forever or only read dictionaries in your free time?

164.Would you rather have unlimited happiness or unlimited wealth?

165.Would you rather not be able to use your hands but you have them or can’t use your body for two days every year?

166.Would you rather see the future but you can’t change it or change the past but you don’t know the consequences?

167.Would you rather lick all of the makeup off a stranger's face or lick every door handle in a hospital?

168.Would you rather be a famous actor or famous musician?

169.Would you rather have asparagus for fingers or french fries for fingers?

170.Would you rather move to a new city or town every week or never be able to leave the city or town you were born in?

171.Would you rather have a great night of sleep or of partying?

172.Would you rather give up alcohol or coffee?

173.Would you rather wake up as a new random person every year and have full control of them for the whole year or once a week spend a day inside a stranger without having any control of them?

174.Would you rather wear a wedding dress/tuxedo every single day or wear a bathing suit every single day?

175.Would you rather be inside a portable toilet when it’s pushed over or die three weeks earlier than you normally would have?

176.Would you rather say every third thought you have out loud or never be alone no matter what you are doing?

177.Would you rather be the head of a company or the head of a cult?

178.Would you rather wear only uncomfortable shoes whenever you go outside or comfy shoes always (even to bed)?

179.Would you rather live in a cave or live in a tree house?

180.Would you rather work under a hot sun or extreme cold?

181.Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or hear any conversation that is about you?

182.Would you rather have skin that changes color based on your emotions or tattoos appear all over your body depicting what you did yesterday?

183.Would you rather be feared by all or loved by all?

184.Would you rather sell all of your possessions or sell one of your organs?

185.Would you rather be infamous in history books or be forgotten after your death?

186.Would you rather find out that we’re living in a computer simulation like in The Matrix or find out that the universe is a hologram, and our reality is an illusion?

187.Would you rather be reincarnated as a fly or just cease to exist after you die?

188.Would you rather never get angry or never be envious?

189.Would you rather have a horribly corrupt government or no government?

190.Would you rather be held in high regard by your parents or your friends?

191.Would you rather not be able to change/wash your bed sheets for an entire year or not be able to clean your toilet for an entire year?

192.Would you rather constantly have sweat marks and various stains on all of your clothes but smell clean or have clean-looking clothes but always smell bad?

193.Would you rather host a dinner where everyone but you gets food poisoning afterward or have the flu for an entire year straight?

194.Would you rather eat cereal with spoiled milk or eat scrambled eggs with rotten eggs?

195.Would you rather go to work/school naked for a day or wear the exact same clothes for the rest of your life?

196.Would you rather have something obvious stuck in your teeth for the rest of your life or drink a glass of sewage water once?

197.Would you rather floss your teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger or blow your nose with a stranger's used tissue?

198.Would you rather never be able to wear any type of shoes ever again or not change your underwear for six months straight?

199.Would you rather have to share your toothbrush with your entire family for a year or have to eat nothing but cat food for a week?

200.Would you rather live to be 1,000 years old, but have to bury countless family members and friends along the way or die at 100 years old, but all of your family members and friends live to be 1,000 without you?

201.Would you rather pet a cute puppy or cute kitten for an hour?

202.Would you rather donate your clothes to a shelter or spend a day volunteering at one?

203.Would you rather surprise your significant other with flowers at work or spend the day spoiling them with whatever they want?

204.Would you rather give up your seat on the bus for someone else or give someone bus money because they were out?

205.Would you rather wake up extra early to watch the sunrise or go to the top of a mountain to watch the sunset?

206.Would you rather find the perfect parking spot or hit every green light on the way to work?

207.Would you rather meet your favorite celebrity or win a car?

208.Would you rather dance in the rain or walk through the snow?

209.Would you rather find out that you’re in a coma right now, and this text is a message from your doctor using advanced technology to wake you up or find out that the universe was created a couple days ago, and all of your memories and knowledge are fake?

210.Would you rather meet your soulmate in a coffee shop or discover your soulmate is someone you've known for years?

211.Would you rather find something you thought you lost or have your pizza delivered in record time?

212.Would you rather it turn out that all of your dreams are things an alternate version of you experienced in a parallel universe or that when you die, your consciousness travels to a parallel universe?

213.Would you rather go on a spur-of-the-moment road trip or receive a handwritten letter from a loved one?

214.Would you rather read one of your favorite books and notice something new or get flowers from a secret admirer?

215.Would you rather walk barefoot on wet grass or have the person in front of you pay for your coffee?

216.Would you rather have a really high-pitched voice or really low voice?

217.Would you rather have giant ears or a giant nose?

218.Would you rather know how the world began or how the world will end?

219.Would you rather have to eat one jar of jam every day for the rest of your life or never eat bread again?

220.Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers or have fingers as long as your legs?

221.Would you rather be broke and have super close friends and family or be rich but lonely?

222.Would you rather be good at dancing or singing?

223.Would you rather bike around the whole world or knock on every person's door in Canada?

224.Would you rather be trapped in a romantic comedy with your enemies or trapped in a horror movie with your friends?

225.Would you rather have to spend the next 20 years as a student, or spend the next 20 years as an employee?

226.Would you rather walk in on your grandma naked or walk in on your grandpa naked?

227.Would you rather die in a horrible accident or live to 100 and never move or be able to talk again?

228.Would you rather live in a world where everyone ignores you or in a world where everyone is mean to you?

229.Would you rather lose all of the money you’ve earned this year or lose all of the memories you’ve gained this year?

230.Would you rather have the lights on or off if you knew the room was full of snakes?

231.Would you rather be the person who flips the switch during executions or be the judge who decides who should be executed?

232.Would you rather be attacked by a bear or attacked by a shark?

233.Would you rather get a text from a one-night stand that says, “I’m pregnant,” or, “I have an incurable STD”?

234.Would you rather always feel the urge to pee or never know when you have to pee?

235.Would you rather find a dead body or be a witness to a deadly assault?

236.Would you rather be 4 years old your entire life or be 90 years old your entire life?

237.Would you rather die before your spouse or after?

238.Would you rather give up brushing your teeth or brushing your hair?

239.Would you rather have an unlimited supply of free cheese or be able to cuddle with Chris Hemsworth?

240.Would you rather be the richest person in the world or the smartest?

241.Would you rather live in a tree house or live in a cave?

242.Would you rather have unlimited battery life on all of your devices or have free Wi-Fi everywhere?

243.Would you rather go a week without brushing your teeth or go a week without showering?

244.Would you rather wear a clown wig or clown shoes every day for the rest of your life?

245.Would you rather live on a peaceful, tropical island or live in a bustling, big city?

246.Would you rather eat a melted cheese quesadilla in a king-size bed with HBO or sit on Idris Elba's lap?

247.Would you rather be trapped in The Matrix or in the Lord of the Rings universe?

248.Would you rather give a one-minute speech in front of 10,000 people or give a 10-minute speech in front of 100 people?

249.Would you rather be the superhero in a movie or the supervillain?

250.Would you rather be an Olympic gold medalist or be a Nobel Prize winner?

251.Would you rather stub your toe or get a paper cut?

252.Would you rather have a chauffeur take you everywhere or have a private chef make all of your meals?

253.Would you rather never get stuck in traffic again or never have to wait in line again?

254.Would you rather never be able to watch your favorite movie or favorite TV show again?

255.Would you rather be covered in scales or fur?

256.Would you rather lose your tongue or eyes?

257.Would you rather only eat or drink?

258.Would you rather eat fried chicken while lying on a hammock on the beach all weekend or get a massage from Ryan Gosling?

259.Would you rather taste nothing or be colorblind?

260.Would you rather be stuck in your favorite video game or favorite show?

261.Would you rather lose your sense of humor or lose your sense of intelligence?

262.Would you rather never be able to go to the doctor again or never go back to the dentist?

263.Would you rather be a human with four legs or be a human with four arms?

264.Would you rather have a magic wand or magic staff?

265.Would you rather eat vegetables that taste like chocolate or eat chocolate that tastes like vegetables?

266.Would you rather walk into a room and get slime dumped on you or get mud dumped on you?

267.Would you rather pick someone else's nose an eat their boogers or have someone puke into your mouth?

268.Would you rather have an unlimited supply of chocolate chip cookies that melt in your mouth or have a hot makeout session with Chris Evans?

269.Would you rather have one nipple or three nipples?

270.Would you rather have green lips or a blue nose?

271.Would you rather run a marathon or fight in a professional boxing match?

272.Would you rather give up social media or eat the same dinner for the rest of your life?

273.Would you rather have to relive 2020 five times over, or never find love?

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