I'm Laughing At These 27 Things People Say Boomers Love And 27 Things People Say They Hate
Martha Stewart is on her own personal tirade to end remote work.
"You can’t possibly get everything done working three days a week in the office and two days remotely. Look at the success of France with their stupid... you know, off for August, blah blah blah. That’s not a very thriving country," the 81-year-old who is literally known for working from her kitchen said.
That opinion has been labeled as SUPER boomery because, well, it kinda is!
So, because I'm feeling random, let's look at things people on Twitter said boomers LOVE and things that boomers HATE.
As always, take it with a grain of salt. We're all adults here!
1. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love calling salads “rabbit food”
Something Boomers hate:
I wish someone hated me like boomers hate the bag ban.
2. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to sit motionless in front of a football game for 6 hours
Something Boomers hate:
boomers hate self check out so much
3. Something Boomers love:
boomers love to use “rock and roll” as an adjective
— ⋈ zander ⋈ (@woman_fieri) September 12, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Boomers hate it when you rely on a gps
4. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to say the L’s in the word tortilla
— Luci (@iloatheluci) April 18, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
why do boomers hate when people sit on tables?
— lydia tweets too much (@lydiary3) February 3, 2020
5. Something Boomers love:
I just wanna know why boomers love pointing out the holes in ur jeans
Something Boomers hate:
Boomers HATE when you sleep in on a day off
— 「Hollow」 (@DerrisKharlan64) February 28, 2019
6. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love saying “if I sit down I might not get back up :p” ok Bethel arthritis is not a personality trait
Something Boomers hate:
Baby boomers hate video games with the intensity of 1000 suns
7. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love talking about what roads they take to get places
— Susan Walters-Nobody (@garlic_parmesan) July 25, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
boomers really hate it when celebrities speak up about political/social issues no?
— Deangelo Africano (@_r1tan_) June 3, 2020
8. Something Boomers love:
boomers love saying “a million dollars” when servers ask if they can get them anything else
Something Boomers hate:
boomers HATE paying their bills online
9. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love referring to microwaving as “zapping”
Something Boomers hate:
Baby boomers hate education because you can’t get their old-fashioned upbringing without working in a field for a week with a ho for 5¢
10. Something Boomers love:
boomers LOVE calling a signature the “john hancock”
Something Boomers hate:
Why do baby boomers hate avocado toast
11. Something Boomers love:
boomers love licking their finger before turning the page
— Kevin Sundstrom (@kevinsundstrom) June 16, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Baby boomers hate participation trophies but love "world's greatest dad" mugs
12. Something Boomers love:
boomers love keeping the remote on top of the tv 🤔
Something Boomers hate:
Baby boomers hate millennials until they are locked out of their iPad and can’t play candy crush
13. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to drive in circles in a parking lot for 9 minutes to find a spot to save them 64 seconds of walking
Something Boomers hate:
baby boomers really hate it when u have dyed hair and ur roots showing
14. Something Boomers love:
boomers love texting to tell you your voicemail is full
— julia (@jdann10) April 26, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
15. Something Boomers love:
boomers love to knock on locked bathroom doors
— not emily (@Schlott_Machine) May 8, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Why do boomers hate it so much when a car is driving faster then them? You don't need to be so angry??
— Jeffs (@c_jeffs3) January 14, 2020
16. Something Boomers love:
boomers love having ringtones like train whistles, fallout sirens, cricket chirps, geese honking, humans screaming,
— B (@theres_a_b) June 16, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Why do boomers hate pumpkin/pumpkin spice so much? Talk about triggered try mentioning a pumpkin spice latte around someone older than 35
— Stevey (@SpipheySteven) September 24, 2022
17. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to take a full cart to self checkout not knowing what the fuck they’re doing
— Thotichu ➐ (@truffle_butler) July 2, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
why do boomers hate self checkouts so much lol who the fuck cares. I love not having to talk to anyone at the grocery store.
— BrowntoBure (@BrowntoBure) October 23, 2022
18. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to act like you murdered their entire family if you leave a fork in the sink
— Hey u (@MewGulfofMexico) July 9, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Why do boomers hate colored hair?
— $ix🎃 (@Fuck_Sixxx) May 29, 2021
19. Something Boomers love:
boomers love to clip an obituary out of the newspaper and leave it waiting on their kid’s dresser for the next time they come home
— esteller’s jay (@nattybl0nde) September 3, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
There is nothing boomers hate more than young people using the word “like”
— it’s gary (@sukurimi) March 25, 2019
20. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love walking into a room, turning down whatever is playing and saying “I can’t hear myself think!”
— SpennySee (@spencer_coffman) September 4, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Why do boomers hate kombucha so much. Like dude. It’s just fucking tea
— Caitie P (@localpoopthrone) July 31, 2020
21. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to say “THE covid”
— Cholbs (downtown clown edition) (@cholbs1998) September 6, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Why do boomers hate autotune that much I dont get it
— Agus (@Choir_hotel) June 6, 2020
22. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to ask questions on Facebook rather than use Google
Something Boomers hate:
why do boomers hate work from home
— Q (@bbyriceball) October 26, 2022
23. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love calling the toilet the commode.
Something Boomers hate:
why do boomers hate Meghan Markle so much I don’t get it ???
— 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣 ▯ (@chrltntlpthy) March 6, 2021
24. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love to go to Subway and be completely baffled by the concept of a made-to-order sandwich
— Mike's Hard Remoulade (@condiricenbeans) June 7, 2023
Something Boomers hate:
Why do boomers hate leaves on the lawn so much?
— 🛸 Dylan Myers (@dylanmyers2) November 7, 2020
25. Something Boomers love:
Boomers LOVE to share fake controversial posts that say "I bet you won't share this"
— T-Beans (@tannerdean_h) September 15, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Boomers hate when you say “no problem” so much like why
— hey (@been__tweetin) March 13, 2020
26. Something Boomers love:
boomers love to ask "is that my phone"yes it's your phone you're the only one with the android default ringtone
— push all 🚗 into 🌊 NOW‼️🫵 (@bonobomindset) September 15, 2020
Something Boomers hate:
Boomers hate that their grandkids can’t read cursive
— Noodle (@SentientRamen) December 22, 2019
27. Something Boomers love:
Boomers love walking into your studio apartment and with a big smug grin saying, “So, give us a tour!”
— Marco Rios (@marcogrios) September 10, 2020
And lastly, something Boomers hate:
I love how boomers hate being called boomers
— Leader of the lightskins (@YaBoyKrizz) December 3, 2019
