Literally Just 27 Sweet And Funny Tweets From This Week That I Really Want You To See
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This is Riley. He fell asleep on some chalk and woke up an LGBTQ+ icon. Not washing it off all month. 14/10
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my mom just ended my life
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THERAPY ISNT ENOUGH I NEED TO PUNCH A FOUNDING FATHER
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@NoLieWithBTC
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Please, pdf is my father. Call me pdf (1)
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Congress when they see a bill that benefits poor people: https://t.co/zLk1qsb6ga
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I SAID we supposed to be saving our money!!!
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happy pride to everyone who was terrified of getting wisdom tooth surgery bc they thought they might accidentally come out while under anesthesia
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The Killing room
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I asked for extra fucking croutons and this is what they gave me bro
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my mom decided to post this like it wasn't going to absolutely destroy me
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i’ll send a risky text then start being productive for no reason
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My dad couldn’t find google chrome on his pc so I did this.
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i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides
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my boss was like “people working from home are just pretending to work” and it’s like, dude, what do you think i’m doing in the office?
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“What do you want for your birthday?”*forgets everything I’ve ever wanted in life*
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Classic kitten trick: send out the smallest, cutest one to sucker someone in and then… BAM reveal that they need to adopt all 12 of ya. Works every time.
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Bring back movie theaters that look like they were designed by Pee Wee Herman.
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“You’re Mexican? You don’t look Mexican.”Yes, what am I supposed to look like a quesadilla?
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i can't stop watching this video like look at the way one seal smacks a kiss onto the other one
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periods should last only 15 mins. like thanks for letting me know im not pregnant, now you can leave the doors that way.
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"Payment was successful"Me:
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I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop. I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time:- My health is unchanged - I’m less happy- My one source of joy is goneThanks for encouraging me on this journey!
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I do not care how bad the relationship is I am NOT calling a radio station for advice
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When it’s supposed to be a girls brunch and someone brings their boyfriend
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Absolutely no body Me at 3am
