1. This extremely knowledgable man. Where did you go to school, sir? You sure do know a lot.
Alamy / IAC Inc. 2. This picture of the wild, wild west. TBH, I'm still milk-drunk from all those hootenannies.
Nintendo 3. These buried treasures. Digging through all those Cheerios was hard work!
General Mills 4. This fine piece of real estate. She had a surprising amount of square footage.
Disney Channel 5. This beautiful pre-drone sky flyer. Pour one out for the kids who got one of these and IMMEDIATELY lost it upon first use.
Galoob 6. This absolutely *gorgine* meadow. Oh, to skip and dance among the flowers in your Canadian tuxedo with your best gal pals.
Epic Records 7. This flying cow. 8. This bustling metropolis. Anyone know where I can get a Baby Paintbrush?
Viacom 9. This first-time mother. Congrats on your three, or four, or five new babies, mama.
Hasbro 10. This killer wardrobe. Cher Horowitz real quiet after this one.
Disney Channel / Emma McGuigan / Via youtube.com 11. This beautiful estate. Someone might wanna get a contractor in there though. Shit is RICKETY.
Winning Moves Games / Via youtube.com 12. This priceless piece of fine china. Tableware like this is really only for special occasions.
San Francisco Chronicle / San Francisco Chronicle via Getty Images 13. This ancient city wonder. As far as possessed statues go, this one seemed pretty nice.
Nickelodeon 14. This aerobic workout. an ankle jumprope
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Ankles still rubbed RAW.
15. This frozen delicacy. 16. This priceless solid GOLD collectible. How Burger King was able to give PRECIOUS METALS away with every Kid's Meal is beyond me.
Ebay / Nintendo / Via tinyurl.com 17. This pre-iPad tablet. It only had one app, but it was a goodie.
Tiger Electronics / Ebay / Via tinyurl.com 18. This poppin' social hub. 19. These bright green lasers. I've dreamed of these beams for so long.
Epic Records 20. These fashion STATEMENTS. How we all learned that pain is beauty and beauty is pain.
Yvonne Hemsey / Getty Images 21. This multi-platinum rap artist. His whole thing was "believing" longgggg before Ted Lasso every came around.
NanaOn-Sha / @CCyoutub / Via youtube.com 22. These private investigators. If they can't solve the case, then who the hell can?
Dualstar Video 23. This fun way to end friendships. Never once has a game not ended in an all-out brawl.
Mount Moon TCG / Via youtube.com 24. This peaceful little treat. Why did we do this to ourselves?
Impact Confections / Food Network / Via youtube.com 25. This dog and human boy child. Walt Disney Pictures / Via giphy.com
Typing through tears on this one. Sorry.
26. This undeniable sign of the weekend. The only reason to get out of bed early on Saturday.
ABC 27. And finally, the original Spotify. Why would a song ever need to be longer than 60 seconds?
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