27 Husbands Who Made Food "Creations" That Were So Bad, Their Spouses Just HAD To Share It
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that not everyone can cook. In fact, a lot of people don't even have particularly great taste in food. And, whatever, that's fine. I pass no judgement!
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Recently, we took a look at a bunch of boyfriends who made terrible food creations. And it turns out husbands are just as bad as boyfriends when it comes to food "creations" because, NEWS FLASH, nothing changes after marriage.
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So, here's a look at a bunch of husbands who made some of the most offensive things to come out of a kitchen:
1. Like this husband who improvises in the simplest way possible when his partner doesn't want to make dinner:
2. And this husband who has a questionable palate:
3. This husband who is truly chaotic:
4. This husband who needs to stop with this shit:
5. This husband who, IDK...tried? I guess?
6. This husband who "improvised" and created this monstrosity:
7. This husband who cares not about breakfast:
My husband’s lunch at 9:30 am. Bologna on a sub roll with cheez it’s and bbq sauce with a side of Inca cola straight from the 2 liter. from shittyfoodporn
8. This husband who is truly chaotic:
Tacos in a waffle cone. My husband is very proud of his invention. His taste buds are wrong. from shittyfoodporn
9. This husband who must REALLY love peas:
10. This husband who, LMAO, tried a thing:
Husband really wanted to bring a pickle to work and this was the only clean container we had. Didn't even eat it, brought it home warm. from shittyfoodporn
11. And this husband who, I'll admit, ALMOST got there:
My husband made this for dinner and thinks there is nothing wrong with his creation from shittyfoodporn
12. This husband who needs to have kitchen privileges revoked:
13. This husband whose heart was in the right place anyway:
We’re moving tomorrow so this is my husband’s “cleaning out the fridge shit meal” from shittyfoodporn
14. This husband who made his partner "cry":
My husband made himself these “tacos” for lunch. Chicken Dino’s, French fries, bell pepper, and tomato on flour tortillas. Topped off with Buffalo Wing sauce and homemade roasted tomatillo salsa (I made the salsa). *cries in mexican* from shittyfoodporn
16. This husband who needs to look up "chicken cordon bleu" again:
17. This husband who has a very questionable palate and sense of proportion:
Finally snapped a picture of one of my husband’s creations. Chicken tomato basil sausage sammich. from shittyfoodporn
18. This husband who ruined it all with a slice of cheese:
19. And this husband who ruined nothing with slices of cheese because there wasn't much to ruin in the first place:
20. This husband who thought this was okay:
21. This husband who has a truly understanding and loving partner:
22. This husband who thinks he's oh-so-funny:
23. This husband who, IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, uses the burrito as a "topping" for the waffles and eats it all together:
24. This husband who is ruining two perfectly good things by combining them:
25. This husband who went for a shitty-looking laugh:
26. This husband who made me say, "Wow. Just...wow.":
27. And finally, this husband who made a meal that, as one Redditor put it, "looks like it tastes about as good as boiled cardboard."
My deepest sympathies to all their spouses!
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