27 Guys Who Have SEVERELY Unrealistic Expectations Of Women

1. This guy who expects a girlfriend because he switched phone brands:

2. This guy who expects that women will have sex with him, and if not, they MUST be asexual:

3. This guy who expects every waitress at Hooters to flirt with him:

4. This guy who expects women to look like cartoon characters:

5. This guy who expects women to date him because he spent $1000 on a Jimmy Buffett-themed bathroom:

6. This guy who expects women to not wear sportswear...to the gym:

7. This guy who expects women to not have opinions, and who's also willing to die on this hill:

8. This guy who expects women to be flattered after he stalks them:

9. This guy who expects that texting random numbers will get him "a nice lady":

10. This guy who expects a "decent looking woman" because he has a mustache:

11. This guy with a giant ego who expects to find a woman with no ego:

12. This guy who expects attention because he's not like other guys:

13. This guy who expects a woman to have sex with him for helping her get a job:

14. This guy who expects a big pat on the back for buying his girlfriend a watermelon:

15. This guy who expects his coworkers to have sex with him because of their required uniform:

16. This guy who expects gifts on his girlfriend's birthday, and who clearly doesn't know what birthdays are:

17. This guy who expects women to be influenced by his "superior mind":

18. This guy who expects women to "stop and have a chat" with him, a stranger:

19. This guy who expects that women are capable of changing their sexuality for him:

20. This guy who expects this woman's attention, and who probably hears "my eyes are up here" pretty consistently:

21. This guy who expects his coworker, who's already in a relationship, to keep his gifts:

22.This guy who expects women who want equality to not show their "flesh":

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23. This guy who has incorrect assumptions of what boobs are:

24. This guy who expects women to write books without sex scenes:

25. This guy who expects his coworker to not be mad after doing a very strange thing:

26. This guy who expects his ex to not date:

27. And finally, this guy who expects women to want to see Elon Musk's penis: