27 Great Tweets From This Week That Deserve Every Like And Retweet They Received
Another week, another reason to smile — here are some great tweets that just might do the trick!
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My three hunger modes, deeply inspired by ADHD. 1) I’m so hungry I feel sick but I also hate all food.2) I’m not really hungry but the 6 snacks I had clearly weren’t the correct ones3) Bit more cheese.
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She said get pads with wings... now she’s mad 🤷🏾♂️
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i’m crying at the thought of a flight attendant giving simone biles the most decorated gymnast in history a coloring book because she is 4’8”
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Honey we’re having guests tonight, break out the fine jina
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A can’t of coke ☹️
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Me walking back after I knocked down just one pin in bowling
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Hol up they done made Black ppl’s emergen-c https://t.co/6Uupudpdrr
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somebody said : “if I text you a “🎈” that mean that’s IT for yo ass” LMAOOO.
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Beware of the dog..
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smile for the camera !
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when it’s 4am and mfs talking about “what’s the next move”
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crying at this text my sister sent me
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if i text u ✈️💫 it means can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
14.
Ah man I'd love to come to your barbecue but I'm not hungry that weekend
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hey sorry i'm late to the meeting. society is crumbling and my body is failing me. anyway let's talk KPIs
16.
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
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why did my brother’s doordash driver do him so dirty😭😭😭
18.
the DMV employees when you don’t have all your paperwork:
19.
Been running into dads of my 3yo’s classmates and asking for their emails for his birthday party and so far 3 out of 3 dads have proceeded to give me their wives’ emails instead. This is now a social experiment.
20.
I asked my wife if she had any plans tonight and
21.
this probably feels so good if you’re taffy
22.
my sims after I played for 6 hours straight
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Sibling love be so weird, I'd give you my kidney but I'm not getting you a glass of water 😭😂
24.
me choking on my own saliva for no reason.
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...and here is my pregnant wife thinking she is sneaking up on me 😂😂😂
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having a baby is crazy because how bored you gotta be to create another human being and raise it for 18 years
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how tf do people think people w glasses r smart we literally failed an eye test what's so smart abt that
