I Feel Like I Wasn't Supposed To See These 26 Photos, But I'm Gonna Show Them To You Justtttt In Case They Inexplicably Disappear
1.This photo which confirms my suspicions that a) the ocean is haunted and b) what's down there is absolutely none of my business:
If you, unlike me, have decided that what goes on in the ocean IS your business, let me tell you about this here spooky-ass fog. It's actually a brine pool, or an "underwater lake." The water in the "lake" is saltier and denser than that around it. You can read more about it here.
2.This neon green spider that looks like it's seconds away from creating an IRL Spider-Man in our timeline:
Personally, the fact that it looks like it's wearing a tiny clown mask just makes it 10 times more menacing.
3.This boiled egg that looks like it contains a baby Eye of Sauron inside it:
4.This...questionable can of peaches that looks like it must've been canned 10,000 years ago, at least:
5.This nightmare-inducing, narrow hall of doors that is straight out of a nightmare (but, also, your local home improvement store):
6.This bathroom over a FIFTEEN FOOT drop that will certainly make you poop your pants if you didn't have to already:
7.This absolute abomination that's sending a bat-signal to its bug besties telling them that it's time to move in to their new home:
I would simply have to move out, there is no other option here.
8.This tourist who was on the underground in London and found...several empty packages of raw meat??? Sans meat???? The only explanation is it's a) a vampire on the loose or b) Lady Gaga time traveling from 2010:
9.This grown-up Little Tikes car that looks like the perfect place for having a Lunchable, some Capri Sun, and an existential crisis about aging:
10.This McDonald's sign that I'm convinced was put up as a front by space aliens who were sooo close to being right but were just ever so slightly off:
11.This person, who looks like they're patient zero for the fuzzy fungus zombie apocalypse:
12.This lil goth bug that definitely spent all its Bug Bucks™️ to get this snazzy, demon-faced jacket:
My favorite thing about this bug is that the colors make it look really menacing until you realize the red is literally making this face: >:3.
13.This person, who I guess never has to worry about forgetting what their license plate number is:
14.This egg that looks like it holds some long-lost mythical creature and not, in fact, a simple chicken:
15.The little portals on this tree that look like they lead to another dimension where Studio Ghibli characters live:
16.This diseased turtle business for parents who are really fostering their kids' future commitment issues:
Save hundreds on pet food! And spend them 20 years later on therapy!
17.This house with feet that is absolutely possessed by an evil spirit and would 100% start chasing you in the last 20 minutes of a horror movie:
I would actually pay good money to see the A24 version of that horror movie, TBH.
18.This spooky lookin' spider who looks like it's trying to contact us through ~the web~:
If you look really closely, you can see that is says, "Hello! I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!"
19.This fan that — nope, look again! — is not actually missing a blade:
Here's a closer look, in case you, too, missed it the first time:
If you're still struggling to see it, I lightened the image a little to help you out:
20.This extra spooky swamp in Louisiana that looks like it's home to a creepy cryptid I definitely want to hear about, but never, ever want to run into:
21.This wall of dolls that are a) without a doubt, judging me, and b) trying to decide whether they want to haunt my dreams or not:
22.These dark hand marks and wall carvings that would personally have me, a horror movie enjoyer, nope-ing the hell out of this home ASAP:
23.This ship?? On the street? That said, "*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
24.This sandwich that blends into the countertop so well, I'm convinced there was a glitch in the matrix:
In case you're having trouble seeing it, here's a zoomed in, lightened version:
25.This super cute, fun, absolutely slay doll that is such a girlboss, it doesn't even need batteries to move around or giggle in a totally not creepy way in the middle of the night:
26.And finally, this video clip that, ugh, always pauses itself when it loads. I'm so sorry, you're gonna have to click on it to play it:
