25 Things Home Depot Employees Absolutely Despise That You Do And 8 Things They Absolutely Love
1. Home Depot employees hate when you do dangerous stuff like this:
2.Or like this:
3. And Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there as a forklift is barreling toward you:
4. Home Depot employees hate when you ask them to load an absurd amount of concrete bags...
5. ... especially when it's pouring rain:
6. And they especially hate it when you make this joke:
Or this joke:
Or this very disturbing joke:
It’s too early from HomeDepot
And especially this joke:
7. Home Depot employees hate when you completely ignore a warning sign and go into a blocked-off aisle:
8. Home Depot employees hate when you try to return items from the Middle Ages:
9. Or when you try to return the un-returnable:
10. Home Depot employees hate when you think saying this will hurt their feelings:
Idk if anyone else has this happen. Doesn’t help that my HD is right across the street :/ from HomeDepot
11. Home Depot employees hate when you put your trash all over the displays:
12. Home Depot employees hate when you make orders like this:
Straight Facts from HomeDepot
13. Home Depot employees hate when you can't be bothered to get your own cart:
Every time. from HomeDepot
14. Home Depot employees hate when you stalk the store in the wee hours of the morning:
15. Home Depot employees hate when you think that every single employee knows everything there is to know about home improvement just because they have the apron on:
"You don't know this? Why are you in this department then?" Sir, I'm passing through cause I gotta pee from HomeDepot
16. And when you act like they should know every single answer to every single question:
17. Home Depot employees hate when you don't check to see if an item is in stock and then blame it on the employee:
18. And when you act like they control the world economy:
Just know if you start our interaction by bringing up the price of lumber, I have already checked out of the conversation from HomeDepot
19.Home Depot employees hate when you just stand there for 25 seconds with your card in the machine:
20. Home Depot employees hate when you act like they can go out back and chop more lumber for you:
Customers pressing me about why I dont have lumber like I'm suppose to go out back and cut a tree down for them. from HomeDepot
21. Home Depot employees hate when you ask extremely vague questions:
22. Home Depot employees hate when you try to get slick with the tools:
23. Home Depot employees hate when you capture them right before their break:
Every F-in time from HomeDepot
Or follow them into the break room:
24. Home Depot employees hate when you act like all employees are the same:
Every time... from HomeDepot
25. And Home Depot employees hate when you think that the solution to all your problems is "in the back":
It ain't there.
ON THE OTHER HAND...
26. Home Depot employees love when you pull some goofy stuff like this:
27. Home Depot employees love when you throw them a little scratch:
28. Home Depot employees love when a little instant karma comes your way:
Refreshing from HomeDepot
29. Home Depot employees love when you bring a special guest with you:
30. Home Depot employees love when you say thank you:
31. Home Depot employees love when you make things simple:
32. Home Depot employees love when you're conscious while returning items:
To the customer that returned 30 lag bolts and left a note with all the information in the bag…You’re a reminder there’s still good people in this world😅 from HomeDepot
33. And Home Depot employees love when you have juuuust a little patience:
Thank you.
