25 Screenshots Of People Oversharing (Or Lying) About Their Sex Lives

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1. Whoever wanted the delivery person to know they were busy doing the deed.

Sir this is a Doordash from ihavesex

2. Whoever started a conversation with their friend just to say this...

My friend wanted to brag about a blowjob. I had not even messaged him since this morning. from ihavesex

3. Whoever thought this was a cool flex.

Posted by a guy I went to high school with, putting him in his mid 30s. Outstanding. from ihavesex

4. Whoever wanted to make sure that if their neighbor didn't hear the sex, they still knew that it happened.

The girl in the dorm next to me has her boyfriend over today. She hasn’t stopped talking about how they’re going to be “really loud” today. from ihavesex

5. Whoever felt these details were relevant in his review of a purse.

Even in handbag reviews, there's no escape. from ihavesex

6. Whoever felt like boasting this badly.

It’s 1am FFS from ihavesex

7. Whoever thought their Facebook friends should know this personal detail.

So We get it. You have a job from ihavesex

8. Whoever couldn't just say, "Hey, I'm down to play video games right now, are you?" and instead went with this...

All I wanted to know was if we could play some video games... from ihavesex

9. Whoever just truly loves sex too much.

Felt like this belonged here from ihavesex

10. Whoever buys a lot of condoms (for all the sex they're having).

Hate when people underestimate the condoms I use in a night smh from thatHappened

11. Whoever must've made a New Year's resolution to be obnoxious.

A guy I haven’t spoken to in a while decided to celebrate New Years with me from ihavesex

12. Whoever was just too comfortable sharing their morning activities.

The reply says it all from ihavesex

13. Whoever couldn't take the "thumbs up" emoji hints and just kept going.

Thanks for the info dude. from ihavesex

14. Whoever is friends with someone who is quite similar to them.

Sex is having from ihavesex

15.

My friend’s dog just died from ihavesex

16. Whoever thought this would draw some matches.

immediately left swiped from ihavesex

17. Whoever casually dropped this in the group chat.

TMI sis from ihavesex

18. Whoever couldn't just compliment the ice cream and leave it at that.

Found one in the wild. I guess it's only good after sex. from ihavesex

19. Whoever got mad about losing video games and did their best to sound cool and unbothered.

Wish i had his life /s from ihavesex

20. Whoever is, at the very least, self-aware that they're thirsty for a reaction.

Desperate is an understatement from ihavesex

21. Whoever chose to not say "I can't make it," and went this route.

My friend after inviting him over. from ihavesex

22. Whoever just really did the most with this Valentine's Day recap.

Valentine’s Day sex TMI from NobodyAsked

23. Whoever actually used the hashtag "#SexSoLoudThat."

"I have an active sex life" from thatHappened

24. Whoever was given a fake number but still totally has sex, and don't you forget it.

Saw this on twitter this morning, can’t believe some people are actually like this. from ihavesex

25. And finally, whoever definitely lied about getting a round of applause for making a ruckus.

The Clappening from thatHappened