37 Valentine’s Day Memes Only Single People Can Understand
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If you’re alone on February 14—called “Saint Valentine’s,” or the “Feast of Saint Valentine,” or the “Day Where Men Everywhere Must Remember the Name for That One Flower She Likes, Which is White, or Maybe Pink, or Maybe Both, and Has This Crinkly Look to It, You Know What We’re Talking About?”—don’t worry. When you wake up on Tuesday, February 15, you’ll be alone then, too.
Miriam Webster defines Valentine’s Day as a capitalist construct to promote monogamy, spur excess consumerism, and prop up the economy of the Netherlands, which is one of the world’s single largest exporters of roses. (That last fact is actually true.) The rest of us know it as a Christian feast day for the martyr Valentine who was beaten by clubs and beheaded, and we spend this day in solemn reflection, rosary beads in hand, as we imagine the 1,800-year-old skull of this Italian man encased in a glass box in Rome—where it rests on display today. (This is also true.)
So, if you’re alone on Valentine’s Day, celebrate it the way it was meant to be celebrated: by feasting on Italian food. Who needs love and romance and acceptance when you have fettuccini, and rigatoni, and farfalle? Glutinous carbs are always there for you—as are glutton-free Valentines-Day-approved alternatives. They will always love you.
Kick back, watch an actually good movie by yourself, and enjoy these complimentary memes as you fork down spaghetti, king.
Bracing myself for all the valentine's day memes, jokes, posts and all 😌 pic.twitter.com/dFfKjQe08Q
— Pheebs (@eww_davidd) January 31, 2022
Guess I'll be single forever then. (FB: Gym Memes) pic.twitter.com/X8bjAiYb0I
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) August 9, 2017
This is the funniest single Valentine’s Day meme I’ve seen in 29 years.... pic.twitter.com/BUMkqwUq68
— Theresa Perugini (@theresa2010) February 6, 2021
I don’t believe in soulmates but me and my crush liked the same meme so 💁🏻♀️
— Tinder India (@Tinder_India) January 22, 2021
Tag that friend who might do this to you!#PVR #PVRCinemas #Baahubali #Katappa #BestFriend #Backstabber #VDaymemes #ValentinesDaymemes pic.twitter.com/B5n5RuLLeG
— P V R C i n e m a s (@_PVRCinemas) February 7, 2022
Me, every Valentines day since 1994 #ValentineswithNobody pic.twitter.com/zP7lY03eEM
— UncleWaffler (@AubreyNhla) February 14, 2020
In case you didn't have your dose of dry humor yet today!#valentinesdaymemes #schrutefacts #valentinesdayhumor #theofficememe pic.twitter.com/n69Ba3WMoz
— Rise Above The Din (@RiseAboveTheDin) February 9, 2022
Me today spending #ValentinesWithNobody pic.twitter.com/Ndu2JAUpNL
— Dee (@3000ft1) February 14, 2020
Happy Valentine’s Day. I seen your ig story. He got you roses and don’t even know you like tulips haha. Anyway Hope all is well pic.twitter.com/mjPiveridx
— The Big Steve (@ChefWaites) February 14, 2020
A friend just sent this to me. She does know me well! 😂#ValentinesDayMemes pic.twitter.com/yh5HBKbBGY
— Robi (@robi4tv) February 13, 2020
Happy Valentine's Day!😂❤️#Valentine2020 #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDayMemes pic.twitter.com/cDzIulSYBk
— The Art File (@TheArtFile) February 14, 2020
Man, time flies. Already time for my favorite Valentine’s Day meme again! 💘 pic.twitter.com/59eHvdl4YK
— J. Reese Bradley (@jreesebradley) February 9, 2022
Me making myself feel better on Valentine's Day#ValentinesDayMemes #ValentinesWithNobody pic.twitter.com/GvyvpIoIVB
— JarionXP (OLED Model) ⚪⚫ (@JarionXP) February 14, 2020
We don't know about you, but if we don't have a date this Valentine's Day, it's probably because we're too busy reading about them. 📚#booktwt #ValentinesDay #booklovers #bookstagram #memesdaily #Memes pic.twitter.com/CCbJQWTBxZ
— Peoples Literature Publication (@_PeoplesPub) February 10, 2022
Valentine's day plan: Work ✅ pic.twitter.com/GIypsgeCR9
— Mango (君)🥭🤡 (@beautyghost97) February 8, 2022
✨rare meme aesthetic✨ of dating me https://t.co/QeVq90BZEB pic.twitter.com/5fqFJ6WRdp
— ¿ (@onslizzie) January 18, 2021
this is very rare, and now we can officially congratulate milk on Valentine's Day!.. #MEMES pic.twitter.com/98GucP8i00
— Egor Mikhaylov (@real_egorm) April 19, 2021
A real valentine's day for an NBA fan pic.twitter.com/DhFSsvRoHm
— NBA Memes (@NBAMemes) February 5, 2022
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