These 25 Hilarious Viral Tweets By Women Will Brighten Your Entire Day
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12yo: I’ve been thinking about something. So, Wario and Waluigi are the opposite of Mario and Luigi in every way. Therefore since Mario and Luigi’s jobs are to unclog toilets, Wario and Waluigi’s jobs must be to clog toilets
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imagine being glen powell’s gf and seeing that he cheated on you w sydney sweeney and everyone’s reaction is “real hollywood is back! that’s showbiz baby!”
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On the first day of jury duty selection and exactly one person knows who I am which I believe makes me James Marsden
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) April 27, 2023
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getting cozy in bed then realizing you have to pee pic.twitter.com/ud4wRJpIyn
— Abby Barr (@1AbbyRoad) April 27, 2023
Photos from: The Walt Disney Company / Twitter: @1abbyroad
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i was telling my mom how dating is hard because i’m out meeting plenty of people but it seems like everyone my age is already paired off and she goes “maybe you can find a man who’s just woken up from a coma”
— Mary Ellen (@alissacaliente) April 26, 2023
Twitter: @alissacaliente
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I heard a strange sound on the baby monitor so I went to check the dog is on the chair looking guilty and the baby has dog hair in his mouth
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When a situation like the Tucker Carlson firing happens, rather than react with glee, I try to take a beat to think through who might be most affected by the fallout. I’ve done that & now I want to say, I feel really bad for alcohol.
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the snapchat AI gaslit me last night.
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I took ONE bite of a chocolate croissant my son was saving for later and now as far as the kids are concerned that is my most defining characteristic.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) April 26, 2023
Twitter: @missmulrooney
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Staying with my MIL. She’s trained crows to ring a bell in the morning when they’re ready for their tiny peanut butter sandwiches she makes them. I’m not sure there’s anything else to say.
— Katy Goforth (@MarchingFourth) April 27, 2023
Twitter: @MarchingFourth
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It’s brutal being a funny person on a dating app. I said an unusual skill of mine is that I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using just my hands and someone asked “but can you tie it with your tongue?”
— Andrea More (@amore_orless) April 27, 2023
Twitter: @amore_orless
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I fucking hate how long it took me to realize that that isn't a crazy weird Grinch mountain in Starry Night but a cypress tree in the foreground
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Every viral tweet now has like 9 followups from the author like:My husband got me flowers!I wanted to clarify my husband and I do equal houseworkI did not know tulip farms were so bad for the environment, sorryI apologize that this was insensitive to people with allergies
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the worst high i had was when i took some delta 8 gummies someone from tiktok gave me .. i ate the whole pack cause i didn’t feel high… 1 hour later i woke up 2 days later
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i had to transcribe prison phone calls in college & the no.1 thing I learned was that if you’re in a gang you do NOT get severance if you go to prison. you are ON those phones! you are WORKING remote! 10 to 15 at a desk job baby! logistics! gang HR! and tbh it ran pretty smooth
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This $725 mil facebook settlement is hilarious when split between the 3 billion users. Quick! go claim your 35 cents!!
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You just can’t expect me to hit play on a show or movie with this color scheme. It’s not for me. I respect it but I’m not behind it
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one time we were watching wrestling and a guy took out a huge barrel of thumbtacks and poured it all over another guy and the ring, and i gasped and then went "oh. aww". and my husband looked at me as if he was seeing me for the first time and said "you thought that was glitter."
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novels are so great. novels are like "i made up a little weirdo. oh no, now he's in trouble!"
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IT HAPPENED TO ME: I finally met someone who actually says the word “achoo” when she sneezes
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I think my therapist just fired me because she “doesn’t understand all this online stuff”. She asked me if I wanted to talk to someone my own age 😭
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try to serve me a salad like this and see what happens pic.twitter.com/85C9k6oxx0
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) April 27, 2023
Twitter: @SydneyBattle
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a year into our relationship we were staying at his mum’s place and I started making the bed one morning and he said “babe stop! my mum will do that, she LOVES making the bed for me” https://t.co/wlRP29dCLu
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An IT guy is remotely controlling my work computer and the last thing I searched was Taylor Swift height and then because it gave me the answer in meters, I searched Taylor swift height in feet!!! This is HUMILIATING 😭😭😭
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in the original Little Mermaid, Flounder was meatier. if you saw him on someone’s plate on a restaurant you’d go “i’ll have THAT.” This new one does not look appetizing and could not satisfy me.
— lea chin-sang (@bigfatmoosepssy) April 27, 2023
Twitter: @bigfatmoosepssy
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