I Ranked All The Fashion From The “Gossip Girl” Reboot Season 1 Finale, And I Swear Look Number One Will Leave You Stunned

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Heyyyy, Upper East Siders! Welcome to the final installment of snarky comments and hilarious quips about the fashion from Season 1 of the Gossip Girl reboot. It's been a hell of a ride, and I couldn't be happier to have had you by my side through all of it.

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So, for the last time until Season 2, let's dive straight into all the looks from Episodes 11 and 12: "You Can't Take It with Jules" and "Gossip Gone, Girl."

25.Wendy's school benefit gown:

Wendy Fineman-Walsh wears a puffy sleeve floral high-neck dress

Guys, I'm at my wit's end about how ugly these dresses are. It honestly feels like a personal attack at this point. Let's hope we ditch these hideous looks in Season 2!

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24.Kate's city cowgirl look:

Kate Keller wears high waisted jeans and a light colored button up cardigan

I'm not sure how to explain this, but this sweater just screams "YEEHAW" every time I look it.

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23.Wendy's sophisticated scheming fit:

Wendy Fineman-Walsh wears a light colored corduroy jacket over a floral long sleeve shirt under a dark velvet dress

I think the only reason this outfit is palatable to me is because of the headband. It's giving discount Blake Lively going to the Met Ball, and I'm here for it.

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22.Obie's "rugged and down-to-earth" outfit:

Obie Bergmann wears a flannel shirt under a corduroy jacket

The bar is so low for the men on this show, and Obie is the perfect example of that.

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21.Donna's paisley dream coat:

Donna Calloway wears a knee length paisley print jacket

I freakin' LOVE this coat!! It's long and the pattern is so funky. Ugh, this show really had their coat game on lock.

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20.Nick's packing/going to work look:

Nick Lott wears a button up shirt, dark slacks, and a dark colored tie

I just love to look at him. I mean, what? Who said that?!

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19.Max's sweet toggle coat:

Max Wolfe wears a knit sweater under a dark colored toggle button coat

Between the sweater, bow tie, and coat, he looks like an innocent school boy. Which is absolutely hilarious.

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18.Julien's moving day fit:

Julien Calloway wears a cropped puffy jacket over a plain t-shirt and baggy sweatpants

17.Shan's streetwear look:

Shan Barnes wears a long ripped denim skirts, an army print sweatshirt, and a dark colored bomber jacket

It's about time this show jumped out of the fancy world of Upper East Side fashion and give us a taste of what other people outside of Julien's circle wear.

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16.Julien's preppy school uniform:

Julien Callway wears an oversized button up shirt under a dark blazer under a long light colored overcoat

I've said it once and I'll say it again: BIKER SHORTS ARE NOT IT, CHIEF. However, that coat is incredibly classy, and I do love how she's wearing it.

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15.Zoya's cozy apartment hunting fit:

Zoya Lott wears a tie-dye print pullover sweater under a denim jacket

I'm such a sucker for tie-dye, especially tie-dye sweaters.

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14.Julien's suuuuuper casual bar look:

Julien Calloway wears baggy ripped jeans and a sheer lace body suit tucked into it

OF COURSE I COULDN'T GET A GOOD PICTURE OF IT, but the body suit is super cute and the jeans look like Julien is taking a cue from Zoya's style.

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13.Julien's nighttime stroll coat:

Julien Calloway wears a knit sweater dress under a long dark colored trenchcoat

The knit dress underneath is cute as well, but this coat is EVERYTHING. The color, the length, I NEED it.

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12.Heidi's classy fundraiser dress:

Heidi Bergmann wears a dark long sleeve dress with bedazzled patterns on the shoulders

She may not have had a lot of scenes, but Ms. Heidi definitely made the right impression with this dress.

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11.Luna and Monet's lounging around looks:

Luna La wears a light colored long sleeve shirt and Monet de Haan wears a high-neck plaid shirt

I'll never understand how they both can look so effortlessly beauitful.

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10.Shan's punk rock school uniform:

Shan Barnes wears a dark colored striped sweater dress with rips in it, sheer tights, and combat boots

Listen, guys, I know I've made some jokes in the past about how the Constance Billiard uniforms are basically anything you want them to be, but this one definitely has to be my favorite. It's so unique and edgy and everything I want to see more of in Season 2.

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9.Zoya's pool day fit:

Zoya Lott wears a dark bikini top, a dark colored robe, and tie dye print shorts

Once again, Ms. Zoya is not out here catering to anyone's standards when it comes to her fashion. While everyone is wearing designer bathing suits, my girl is out here in tie-dye shorts and slides. SLIDES! I couldn't love her more.

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8.Luna's floral bathing suit:

Luna La wears a thin strap floral one piece bathing suit

Between the color being absolutely gorgeous on her and the fact that this suit highlights her incredibly long legs, I think this is my favorite look from the pool scene.

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7.Luna's sweet stay-at-home fit:

Luna La wears a floral print knit sweater under a matching cardigan

It's so simple and yet so gorgeous?????

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6.Monet's revenge planning look:

Monet de Haan wears a short sleeve Gucci shirt tucked into a high waisted mini shirt and a brightly colored captain's hat

The best part of this outfit by far is the adorable captain's hat. It looks like something Janet Jackson would've worn in the '90s.

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5.Camille's fiery dress moment:

Camille de Haan wears a brightly colored off the shoulder dress with a slit up the middle

Yes, Camille is a monster who raised a monster, but you can't deny that the de Haan's can rock the hell out of the color red. Speaking of which...

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4.Monet's rocking red NYE dress:

A close up of Monet de Haan as she wears a short puffy sleeve mini dress

I'm not gonna complain AGAIN about the fact that you couldn't get a clear look at this, but it's fine because Monet looks so freakin' good!!

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3.Luna's lovely lace NYE gown:

Luna La wears an ankle length long sleeve lace dress with a sheer skirt

When she came gliding out of the crowd wearing this, my jaw dropped. She looks like an angel. She looks like a sexy version of someone on Little House on the Prairie. Once again, Luna La has stolen my heart.

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2.Julien's Lady Gaga-esque NYE look:

Julien Calloway wears a sparkly mini dress with pointy shoulder pads

It's the pointy shoulder pads for me. Plus, I love how many times she's worn head stones this season. It's such a good look on her.

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1.And finally, Audrey's little black NYE dress:

Audrey Hope wears a floor length sparkly dress with a slit up one leg

Okay, I'm not gonna lie, this surprised me as well. This dress is so simple, but it looks phenomenal on Audrey. In a season where Audrey never really impressed me with her fashion choices, this was such a nice and welcomed surprise. Let's keep this energy going into Season 2!!

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And the winner for the best fashion from Season 1 is...LUNA LA!!

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I mean, are you surprised???

Alas, my darlings, our time has come to an end. Thank you so, so much for joining me on this fabulous journey through fashion. Until next time, XOXO!

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