25 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Floated Up To The Ceiling And Perished Like Weird Old Uncle Albert In "Mary Poppins"
Welp, seasonal depression is here, and I for one think it's incredibly fucked up that just because it's midnight at 4pm, my brain ceases to function?? Drop your "surviving seasonal depression" tips in the comments because this simply will not stand!!!!!
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Here's my seasonal depression tip: Laughter is the best medicine, so make sure you follow all these funny ladies on Twitter!
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Tough day of research
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One disappointing thing about adulthood is that as a child I imagined I’d go to a lot more parties where the example Triscuit appetizers shown on the box were being served to guests.
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me when i remember my future depends on me
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Dating apps “wrapped” would be like- you swiped left 100,000x- you swiped right 25x- you shut the app in disgust a lot- you took 800 screenshots of comically bad profiles- you saw 50,000 unsolicited fish pics- you successfully eliminated every single man in a 90-mile radius
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My 2023 goal is to stop spending money like I'm el chapo
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College is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
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Who let him in the building https://t.co/VSES5tkcVz
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ovulation so evil u can be having the most sickest vile lewd thoughts and it’s literally 5pm on a monday
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obsessed with the lawlessness, chaos and sexual tension of an airport.people running. some drunk @ 9am.old people all wearing real pants! ur telling me 100 ppl are going from point a to b at the exact same time — seems fake. who’s the same age + gonna kiss?!?i love it here.
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bojack horsegirl
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I'm uncomfortable with the sexual undertones when that guy calls the Grinch "a nasty wasty skunk"
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wow nice attachment style, did your MOM pick it out for you
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when I'm on my period and trying to get in a position that relieves the pain
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Good evening means hello.... Good night means bye... What other tricks does the world have up her sleeve I wonder....
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men will be bedridden with a common cold & accuse players in the world cup of faking their injuries
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me post-2022 cycle:
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I don't think people know this, so I'm just trying to get the word out.
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Ghosting during the holidays?! That’s Big Dickens Energy
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my dog looking at my camera roll
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With egg prices right now there is no room for error. Yolk breaks making an over easy egg? Guess I’m having fried rice now.
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maybe the grinch just had seasonal depression. like did he actually “hate christmas” or did he just need a prescription for wellbutrin
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i just said aloud “i will never emotionally recover from this” after witnessing a fruit fly suicide dive into my drink
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Got the kids some Christmas window decals. There’s one piece left and I’m not sure what it’s for??
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Men be like “im fighting demons in my head” boy stfu that’s lice
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i started opening up to my mom for the first time and she asked me if i was on drugs
