24 Forbidden Foods That You Definitely Shouldn't Eat, But Honestly Look Like They'd Taste Pretty Darn Good
Do you ever see something in the ~wild~ that is 100% inedible and think to yourself, That kind of looks like it would taste good? Well, thanks to r/forbiddensnacks, you now know you're not alone. From bacon rocks to soda windshield cleaner, here are the seemingly delicious images that truly made me do a double take.
1.Forbidden Ice Cream Sandwich
Nothing to see here, just some delicious styrofoam packaging.
2.Forbidden Mochi Donut
According to the original post, this is a "Fluorite Tamarind."
3.Forbidden Sunny Side Up Eggs
They're lane dividers, y'all.
4.Forbidden Baguette
Classic orange cat behavior.
5.Forbidden Brownies
Dirt has never looked so fudgy.
6.Forbidden Peanut Butter
10/10 would throw this shoe cream on a PB&J.
7.Forbidden Cheese Puffs
I need to know the story behind this label.
8.Forbidden Cereal
They're ancient Assyrian tablets, not shredded wheat.
9.Forbidden Soda
Decisions on packaging design were definitely...made.
10.Forbidden Steak
There's some debate in the comments over what this "rare steak" actually is, but many seem to think it's slag (a byproduct from smelting metals).
11.Forbidden Ramen
This is likely calcium and lime buildup, and it's making me feel VERY uneasy.
12.Forbidden Bacon
Why do rocks look so tasty?!
13.Forbidden Banana
It look me way too long to catch this one.
14.Forbidden Pasta
If I were served this, I'd struggle to tell the difference.
15.Forbidden Gelato
Another acceptable answer: Cotton Candy Trix Yogurt.
16.Forbidden Barbecue Sauce
Once again, we need to discuss the importance of package design.
17.Forbidden Chocolate Chip Cookies
Yes, they're cork coasters, and yes, I'd be the person to accidentally take a bite.
18.Forbidden Marshmallows
These wild marshmallows are actually hay bales wrapped in plastic.
19.Forbidden Cheeseburger
This melty cheese is a FROG, you guys.
20.Forbidden Milk
Someone chose violence that day.
21.Forbidden Ravioli
Pizza roll would also be acceptable, but some comments say this is a concretion.
22.Forbidden Gummy Candy
You can't tell me these little pieces of plastic aren't fun new Gushers.
23.Forbidden Berry Yogurt
Unfortunately, I don't think anyone could successfully digest this lime plaster.
24.And finally, Forbidden Caramels
These tacks are probably just as hard as Werther's Originals.
Please let me know which one you're tempted to munch on in the comments.
