23 Viral Tweets By Women That Are So, So, So, So, SOOOO Outrageously Hilarious

New York and New Jersey are starting to look like the tupperware after you put spaghetti with tomato sauce in it

— Growing Up Italian (@GrowingUpItalia) June 7, 2023

[my first day in a drug cartel]kingpin: where's the cokeme: is pepsi ok? hehe[later]police: this is the most bullet holes we've ever seen in a single body

— erin chack (@ErinChack) June 2, 2023

BIG BIG CHICKEN pic.twitter.com/Edo9TMuYo4

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) June 7, 2023

In high school we added a bunch of random world leaders to our facebook messenger chat, but most were old or unused accounts that were inactive except for Afghan President Ashraf Ghani, he did notice and manually left our chat. Also he blocked our one friend

— Natasha is going to hell (@sura104) June 2, 2023

My niece came home with a hicky and her parents asked me to talk to her because COOL AUNT 🦸🏽‍♀️ (that’s 31 with a 15 yr old 😅)Why I text her “heyyyyy Hicki Minaj 🌝”Maybe I’m emotionally stunted because there’s no reason to play this much 😭

— J*jo S*wa is 39 years old 💇🏼‍♀️👱🏻 (@arieella_) June 5, 2023

remember when cupcakes had this huge moment in like 2010 and cupcake shops opened everywhere and you couldn’t get normal desserts anywhere u had to eat gigantic dry cupcakes that were $15 each

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 4, 2023

NO THAT IS OBVIOUSLY NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR GOOGLE pic.twitter.com/U3DFED21ec

— Kate Sidley (@sidleykate) June 7, 2023

One day you’re young and carefree, the next you find yourself preferring high rise underwear

— Heatherhere 🥝🍈🥝 (@Heatinblack) June 5, 2023

I asked my husband if he likes my new makeup better than my old makeup and he got this panicked look on his face, shouted something about a trap, and I haven’t seen him since

— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) June 5, 2023

Just watched a woman pull back into her spot at Costco bc the dude waiting for her honked for her to hurry up. I feel so blessed to have witnessed

— motorized pistachio (@sportsbroad) June 4, 2023

My sister has an original eames chair and this is how she uses it pic.twitter.com/2I26IZAznF

— tara (@proletarat) June 3, 2023

happy pride to all the Barbies I made kiss each other

— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) June 2, 2023

You: You ok? You look sad. Me (knowing that armadillidium vulgaris is the scientific name for a roly poly and they will never understand how metal they really are): It's probably just depression.

— CynicalTherapist (@CynicalTherapi1) June 4, 2023

My husband may be winning this argument but little does he know I’m about to bring up something he said 10 years that has absolutely no relevance to what we’re arguing about.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 4, 2023

Sorry for my extended absence, I was on vacation**lying on my bathroom floor moaning

— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself) June 4, 2023

My favorite type of Facebook marketplace sales are "people who gradually realize its impossible to get rid of a piano" pic.twitter.com/fBjMrNNT60

— Lethality Jane🌻 (@LethalityJane) June 7, 2023

Fashion designers: What do you want?Girls: To look like nothing like our mums.Fashion designers: I know, try mom jeans.

— Laura is never ready (@ericamorecambe) June 4, 2023

Spent four years in Ohio, and now I get to leave on good behavior

— meghan (@deloisivete) June 1, 2023

My dad told me I sound like Stevie Nicks so I canceled the home I was gonna put him in.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) May 30, 2023

I was talking through my potential arctic monkeys concert outfit w/ my friend (it’s outdoors, it’s gonna be cold out, trying to dress cool but practical). She said “okay but would you be okay with someone throwing a bottle of piss at you with that on?” Now I gotta start over : (

— Ashley Reese (@offbeatorbit) June 7, 2023

Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice pic.twitter.com/W5gALUpUcl

— jeeyonardo dicaprio 심지연 (@jeeyonshim) June 6, 2023

something america actually gets right is our commitment to air conditioning and ice cubes in drinks. like yeah healthcare would be nice but my god, room temperature water is an abomination

— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) June 5, 2023

I’m a recovering pleasure to have in class, which means I’ll still probably do what you want but now I’m not happy about it

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) June 7, 2023

(walking up to don quixote) hi i’m a huge fan don quixote: *eyes narrowing* you’re a What?

— anna worm ✨🌸✨ (@frogsforgirls) June 3, 2023