23 People Who Tried To Sell Stuff Online In The Trashiest Way Possible

Hi! Here's a stock photo of salespeople at a reputable business! You can trust them!

And here's what I imagine some of the people in this "selling stuff online" post look like.

Why do I imagine they look like that? Well, take a look at the products they're selling, like...

1....this "like new" gaming chair that's more "like ew":

2.These DIY'd condom hair clips some enterprising soul is selling online:

3.And this bucket of leftover KFC "posted about a day ago," ugh:

4.Then there's this window tinting service, advertising with this before and after photo:

5.This dresser from a "pet free home," which — if you look closely at the photo — doesn't quite seem "pet free":

6.And this bundle of 187 ciggy butts...which could be yours for the amazing price of just $15:

7.This most likely stolen robot vacuum with the security alarm still on it:

8.This PlayStation controller (which I really hope was posted as a joke):

9.And this boat...with some of the seller's embarrassing personal business scrawled across the front:

10.These, uh, baby teeth:

11.This smart watch with some not-so-smart decisions visible in the background:

12.And this "very unique" item that is also very regrettable:

13.This jumbled mix of women's used underwear:

14.This mattress which may be barely used by humans, but...:

15.And — dear god — this used toilet bowl brush someone is trying to resell:

16.This "wild camper ride" (you NEED to read the description on this one, trust me):

17.This Nintendo DS...being advertised with this shirtless shot:

18.And this computer being sold...with some cleavage:

19.These adult DVDs someone inherited from their deceased dad ("they are not soft!"):

20.This mattress, which even at this price is too much!

21.These eyelashes made out of COCKROACH LEGS:

22.These — oh boy — positive pregnancy tests:

23.And lastly, saved spots in line at the DMV being sold for only $100!!!:

HT: r/trashy