I'm 97.74% Certain You Will Let Out A Little Laugh At All These Hilarious Tweets From The Week

LMFAOOO ??? pic.twitter.com/3yIhbfsSKv

— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) February 20, 2024

I almost crashed my car for this. the least you can do is zoom in pic.twitter.com/1FhCuF8cFD

— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) February 20, 2024

the worst thing ever is when you go to the dentist after ten years of not having insurance and the dentist is like why did you let this get this bad?? i don’t know bro why do you charge $20,000 for an x-ray

— youngmi mayer (@ymmayer) February 20, 2024

Wordle, NYT connections, daily mini crossword… modern people yearn for the riddles of the sphinx

— Benedict Townsend 🐀 (@BenedictTown) February 23, 2024

i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it

— chase (@_chase_____) February 23, 2024

I was pulled over by a Police Officer . He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

— Thanos. (@Slim_Thanos) February 26, 2024

This is the type of inside information I live for https://t.co/V9QogHCeBG

— 👽brittny pierre🪩 (@sleep2dream) February 20, 2024

looking up from the computer at my local coffee shop and FROG AND TOAD ARE HERE pic.twitter.com/nlqof7JNVf

— Rachel Lapides (@rachellapides) February 24, 2024

Elder millennial colleague just lobbed a grenade into the office by asking aloud when Taylor Swift was gonna “start making music for grownups” and my Gen Z colleagues looked at her like this pic.twitter.com/JgFcP0HcBW

— Sarah York (@thesarahyork) February 19, 2024

bookmarked for when i need my refund. ty https://t.co/lEwWoewgga

— I ❤️ CAT NOIR (@imdatingwinwin) February 20, 2024

wtf is a 9/11 fee that was NOT my fault pic.twitter.com/bZBT94DIQQ

— lily (@c0wgirlonline) February 24, 2024

Big Bird is like 3000 times the size of a bird. "Big" doesn't even begin to describe it. They should call him the yellow freak

— DUTTS (@jeffersondutton) February 23, 2024

Got ratio’d in the snack chat today pic.twitter.com/2gyUoSpYYe

— Brian (@brianbjay) February 25, 2024

My daddy just asked me if his Uber app would work in Florida bc he downloaded it in Detroit……..please stop talking to me.

— Tay-K 🔫 (@ohthatsmayo) February 24, 2024

i remember when my mom left us and she was still active on fb and i would comment under her selfies “mom come home” and she would delete them 😭😭😭😭😭

— jessel ୨ৎ (@pissypeony) February 24, 2024

you don’t see a lot of children with broken arms in casts these days like you would when we were growing up pic.twitter.com/8zr19CPptg

— LJ 🦧 (@crotchner2) February 24, 2024

“quiet luxury” girl you look like kim jong un

— rust HOLE 💜 (@twinkp3ak5) February 25, 2024

If you go to a man house and he got a vinyl collection just know you dealing with a seasoned hoe

— ⭐️ (@yumyumeg) February 26, 2024

I’ve been away this week and got back to a nice clean house, husband and dogs all fine, everything looked ok and as it was when I left…until I went for a shower and pulled the curtain across… 🤔😂 pic.twitter.com/BDqVyVWkxp

— Kate North (@katephillips29) February 24, 2024

You ever think Phoebe had a whole other secret group of friends? There’s no way this fun-loving, free-spirited diva was hanging out drinking coffee with those squares full time. You know she was raising a ruckus in the clubs after the gang went to bed at 9 pm. pic.twitter.com/BfsR1qkgsc

— Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... (@popphits) February 23, 2024

imagine meeting michael jordan and asking him to sign this pic.twitter.com/Klj55ei9Qa

— your bestie brian (@lusciousbeagle) February 20, 2024

chicken wrap in the microwave waiting to be eaten pic.twitter.com/jw3xSqIqdL

— leon (@skyferrori) February 20, 2024