Imagine this Tim Burton-esque nightmare: It’s March 17 and you’ve just conquered several hours of Saint Patrick’s Day festivities. Your spirits are high, your tongue is green, and you’ve painstakingly sorted through all your pics to find that one perfect shot. Alas, before posting an adorable and festive St. Paddy’s pic to the ’gram, you realize your brain CANNOT produce any halfway decent St. Patrick's Day Instagram captions worthy of your iconique photo. A tragedy!!
Sure, it’s kinda sad that the perception of your beautimous Instagram pic can be completely effed by a dumb caption. But since Saint Patrick’s Day posts are bound to be playing off the same damn clichés (“Kiss me, I’m Irish”? It's gonna be a no from us, dog), even just a lil bit of creativity will make people think, Oh em gee, they're so witty and creative!
So that’s where we come in. While you were raging, we were out here rounding up a ton of kinda genius words to accompany your pics. See our list below and spend less time stressing over Saint Patrick's Day Instagram caption ideas and more time celebrating ye olde Saint Patrick. Make good choices, sweetie! (Oh, and btw, if you need some non-basic nail art ideas for March 17, we got you covered there, too.)
For showing off your all-green 'fit...
All green everything.
Can't pinch this.
Taste the rainbow.
Looking pitcher-perfect in green.
It's not easy being green.
Wear your greens, kids.
All photo creds to San Patrique.
All green—just like my bank account.
I'm green, da ba dee da ba di.
Time to get in a wee bit o' trouble.
Top o' the mornin' to ya.
You bet I’m stirring the pot (of gold) today.
Congrats! Looks like you found the end of the rainbow.
This is the only green shirt I own.
For all your St. Paddy's party pics...
The pint's the limit.
Irish you were beer.
The paddy don't start 'til I walk in.
Green beer and St. Paddy's cheer.
Every girl should have a little black drink.
Me, 364 days a year: Cheers! Me, on St. Paddy's Day: ☘️Slàinte!☘️
We're up all night to get lucky.
Chase your dreams, not your whiskey.
Just here for the Guinness.
It's a brew-tiful day to be Irish.
Don't worry, beer happy.
We love to paddy.
Don't forget to drink your greens.
Green beer is healthy for you...because it’s green.
For celebrating your Irish heritage (or lack thereof)...
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% Irish (at least today).
Happy Niall Horan day.
Irish whiskey makes me frisky.
Eat, drink, and be Irish.
Shamrockin' and rollin'.
Here for shamrocks and shenanigans.
What's the craic?
Take a pitcher, it'll last longer.
Irish today, hungover tomorrow.
Ready to shake my shamrocks.
Oh my Guinness.
I’m not Irish, but my coffee is.
Erin go Bragh, amirite.
Tell a ginger you love 'em today.
For when you're feeling lucky...
This is a story about a girl named Lucky.
Luck be a lady.
The odds of finding a four-leaf clover are 1 in 10,000...almost as rare as me.
I make my own luck.
So clover it.
If you're lucky enough to be Irish, then you're lucky enough.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
You don't need luck when you have friends like these.
No Krabby Paddies here.
Go luck yourself.
Can't wait to press my luck today.
Double tap for good luck.
The leprechauns made me do it.
For cute pics w/ your person...
Me and my lucky charm.
Lucky I'm in love with my best friend.
We green up nice.
Lucky, blessed, and all the rest.
They're always after me lucky charms.
We're ready to (sham)rock.
We're in the pursuit of hoppiness.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
You're pure gold, bb.
We decided to go ~green~.
Cutest clover in the patch.
Lucky in love is lucky enough.
Not lucky, just blessed.
You're my four-leaf clover.
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