23 Clueless And Entitled Boyfriends Who've Done Things That Have Me Clutching My Precious Pearls

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1.This boyfriend who packed up kitchen items like ✨SO✨ for his and his partner's big move:

The items are thrown haphazardly into a single box

2.This boyfriend who didn't bother to wash out his cup post-Oreos and milk, and instead, seamlessly transitioned to water:

The glass of water has chunks of Oreo floating in it

3.This boyfriend who, for WHATEVER reason, made the conscious decision to consume his sandwich THIS way:

Instead of eating the sandwich from the end, this man eats it like a corn on the cob

4.This boyfriend who somehow managed to break 11 — count 'em, EEELEVEN — iPhones in one year:

The 11 iPhones are lined up, all of them with badly cracked screens

5.This boyfriend who DOES 👏 NOT 👏 WASH 👏 HIS 👏 PANS 👏 IN 👏 BETWEEN 👏 USES!!!!!!!!! 👏

The pan on the stove is very dirty, covered with layers of grime

6.This boyfriend who made "croissants" like this:

The uncooked dough is laid out flat instead of rolled into the shape of a croissant

7.This boyfriend who "did the dishes" but left the sink like this:

The sink is full of food, while the dishes are stacked on the counter with no rhyme or reason

8.This boyfriend who very nicely installed a shelf, but left this mess in his wake:

The items on the shelf are covered in plaster dust

9.This boyfriend who, I will say, deserves some creativity points for "folding" his socks like this:

The pair of socks is tied in a bow

10.This boyfriend who, instead of simply buying more of the food he finishes, does this:

A bag of Chex Mix is empty except for six pieces of Chex at the bottom of the bag

11.This boyfriend who deserves jail time for this ✨potty time crime✨:

An empty roll of toilet paper has been left on the holder, and the picture has been taken from the angle of someone sitting on the toilet

12.Aaaaand this boyfriend who is cultivating a lovely toilet paper graveyard:

Instead of using one roll of toilet paper until it's gone, there are several partially used rolls stacked next to each other

13.And THIS boyfriend, who I'm thinking should start a club with the other Toilet Paper Boyfriends™:

Instead of switching out the old roll and putting the new roll properly in its holder, the new roll has been stacked on top of the old

14.This boyfriend who keeps his snack cupboard IMMACULATE!!! 😍😍

A cabinet is full of jars and boxes that have fallen on their sides and been left that way

15.This boyfriend who just wanted a piece of pie!!!!!!!!

A piece has been cut out of the pie that's so large it basically took half of the pie but cut it out of the middle

16.This boyfriend who so kindly and normally hung up a hand towel...blessed! 😌🙏

Instead of using the loop that's part of the towel to hang it up, it's instead hung by puncturing a hole in the tag

17.This boyfriend who "cleaned up" Jenga in this ghastly manner:

The Jenga pieces are put in the box randomly, so they don't fit together and are spilling out of the box

18.This boyfriend who actually demolished this tissue box, and for what.......?

Instead of using the built-in flap to get a tissue, the box has been torn open from the side

19.This boyfriend who simply folded his pizza, but not quite in the New York way, per se...:

The entire pizza has been folded in half

20.And this boyfriend who did not FOLD his pizza, but instead cut it like this:

The pizza has been sliced seemingly at random, with each of the slices having uneven sides and sizes

21.This boyfriend who said, "Hey, this is fine!":

A bin is full of plastic bottles, so a huge stack of other bottles have been thrown on the ground next to the bin

22.This boyfriend who left out some cat food, only for his Roomba to reek absolute HAVOC on it:

The underside of the Roomba is covered with gross-looking wet cat food

23.And lastly, this boyfriend who parked his car here, aka SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD:

A car is parked in front of a stop sign and not next to a curb