22 Upsetting Pictures Of Things That Absolutely Shouldn't Exist

Buckle up, folks — it's time to look at some weird and anxiety-inducing pics of things that absolutely shouldn't exist!!!

1.This interesting take on a traditional English breakfast:

An English breakfast costume
u/Myrtha_Thistlethorne / Via reddit.com

2.This toilet piping that truly plumbs the depths of my despair:

A large pipe over a toilet
u/shitoupek / Via reddit.com

3.This Kirby baby (Kirbaby?):

Kirby baby
u/RandomShmuck69 / Via reddit.com

4.This cake that looks just as terrifying as it does delicious:

A cake with a face
u/Myrtha_Thistlethorne / Via reddit.com

5.This community theater production of Urinetown:

Chairs in front of a toilet
u/android_pancake / Via reddit.com

6.This eggstremely upsetting couch:

A couch made of eggs
u/Deegedeege / Via reddit.com

7.This art installation that looks like it was made by the Michelin Man:

Clay people
Gelitin / u/MuffMagician / Via reddit.com

8.This house sending mixed messages:

"Help!"
u/avantgardengnome / Via reddit.com

9.This Pepto Bismol hotdog monstrosity:

Pepto Bismol on a hot dog
u/defiance211 / Via reddit.com

10.This BMW toilet flusher:

A BMW toilet flusher

Does BMW stand for Bowel Movement Water? Much to think about.

u/totalinfonet / Via reddit.com

11.This unhappy meal arrangement straight out of a horror movie:

  u/embrace-monke / Via reddit.com
u/embrace-monke / Via reddit.com

12.This SpongeBob impersonator who wants a moment of your time to talk about your Lord and Savior, the Crabby Patty:

A person dressed like SpongeBob
u/fra_poco / Via reddit.com

13.This entirely too big keyboard:

A person using a giant keyboard
u/Maelarion / Via reddit.com

14.This building's entry(ish)way:

An entry way with a giant step
u/Shapokclac / Via reddit.com

15.This Shrek that REALLY wants you to leave his swamp:

A Shrek face buried in sand
u/LOL_MEMES-2011 / Via reddit.com

16.This statue that looks like a monster straight out of Greek mythology:

a monster in someone's front yard
u/The_Revghost / Via reddit.com

17.This Moaning Myrtle-inspired nightmare:

A mannequin head in a toilet
u/hamstercross / Via reddit.com

18.This unholy creation:

A face coming out of someone's forehead
u/drangis_ / Via reddit.com

19.These boots were made for ice cream:

Boots filled with ice cream
u/Detterius / Via reddit.com

20.This uppsetteang concoction:

Tea in a pepper
u/Formallydeaerate13 / Via reddit.com

21.Whatever the heck Vince McMahon is doing here:

Vince McMahon wearing a neck brace with a cowboy hat
u/adorable-threat / Via reddit.com

22.And finally, this sandwich that puts me in a VERY crabby mood:

A crab sandwich
u/KilianExperience / Via reddit.com

H/T r/hmmm, r/ATBGE, and r/shittyfoodporn

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