People Revealed The Most "Chaotic" Christmas Ornament On Their Tree, And Wow, I Will Never Get Over These
We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to show us the wildest ornaments they have on their Christmas tree, and they truly shared the best of the best. Here are some of the funniest — and most random — ones:
1.This mermaid cat:
"My partner received this in a grab bag after donating some stuff for Christmas. He has insisted it be on our tree ever since. Nothing says Christmas like 'Cat Mermaid!'"
2.This creepy head:
"I picked up a cracked, dirty 1938 decapitated Dopey head at an antique store, and now, he is a part of all my holiday decor. I dropped him down the stairs, which furthered his head wound, and he creeps my family out. I say he just needs a little love."
3.This Santa cow:
"This ornament has always been, and always will be, known as 'Psycho Santa Cow.'" —rpkern1983
4.This poor Nutcracker who's missing the rest of his body:
"Decapitated nutcracker."
—ehch
5.These literally bare Clauses:
"While cleaning out my husband's childhood home, we discovered these inappropriate Clauses. Apparently, his super-religious mother found them hilarious, so my sweet husband also thought it would be the perfect gift for his church teacher. She did not share his mom's amusement. Now, they live near the door to our bedroom during the month of December. My children find them repellant and don't go sneaking for presents!"
6.This glittery spaghetti:
"I made this ornament in first grade years ago. It has had a special place on my tree ever since. Yes, it is glitter-covered spaghetti."
7.This holiday reminder:
"A good annual reminder…"
8.These passed down ornaments that feature all kinds of characters — including Santa with a baseball mit:
"I have many of my parents' and grandparents' (and great-grandparents'!) ornaments on my tree, and several of them have been creeping out children for generations. I don't know why the polka-dot green wizard is in the crystal chamber, but do not let him out! Santa's facial hair has a lot going on, and I cannot explain the baseball glove."
9.There's...so many of them:
"My grandparents must have shopped for ornaments on the island of misfit toys."
10.This, um, NSFW ornament:
"My Satisfyer ornament. Gotta hide it when my family visits, but I love it. For the record: it's made out of glass, so it doesn't work. It's an actual ornament I bought — not something I made out of an old satisfyer."
11.This 💩 ornament:
"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo from South Park! My husband got this when he was about eight, and he's been on the tree every year since. My three-year-old loves him."
12.This terrifying baby:
"My kids call it Scary Baby and search for it on the tree every year. It’s eyes can see your past, present, and future (from MissMudlark on Etsy)."
13.This Christmas monster:
14.This real insect-turned-ornament:
"This is Mortimer. Two years ago, he came home inside my Christmas tree and would fly around my apartment every evening when I got home from work for about a week. I was in a pretty bad depression at the time, and weirdly, his chaotic greetings brought joy to my day. Then, suddenly, I never saw him again. Three months later, I was laying upside down on my couch and saw his lifeless body trapped in a kitchen light. So, naturally, I got him down and crudely encased his body in resin so that he can hang out with me every Christmas for years to come!"
15.This penguin with a message:
"Penguin ornament handmade by the Ukrainians at Vernadsky Station, Antarctica: 'Sex. Drink. Flight.'"
16.This bathroom sign:
"A replica of a ridiculous sign we saw in the bathrooms at Cheap Charlie's bar in Bangkok, Thailand."
17.This nightmare-inducing cat:
"I got this winner a couple years ago at my local thrift store."
18.This "grandma" ornament for mom:
"My then-kindergartener had $5 to spend in the Christmas shop at school. She got a 'Dad' ornament for her father, but I got 'Grandma' because they were out of 'Mom.' When I asked her if they only sold ornaments, she said, 'Oh no. They had candy and small toys and other stuff, but I got you Grandma because it was close, and you're old.' I hang it up every year."
19.This Christmas wizard:
"This is my family's time to shine! We have many 'Christmas' decorations that are just items my mom has decided are Christmas decorations. This is the Christmas wizard! He has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas other than his Santa-esque beard and green/red color scheme. We're not even sure where he came from..."
20.This Barbie nativity scene:
21.This sad — but cute — homemade Eeyore:
"This is Christmastreeyore! I made him for the top of my little Christmas tree 10 years ago because 'normal' Christmas tree toppers are boring!"
22.And this absolutely adorable "living ornament":
"I have a furry, living ornament!"
LOL. Which ornament was your favorite? Let us know in the comments below!
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
