22 Random Objects That Men Have Compared Women To In Order To Make Their Very Misogynistic Point

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1.Women are actually used shoes:

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2.Women are like a piece of cake, and men clearly have no self-control:

man comparing being in the friend zone to a woman being a piece of cake he can't have

3.Women are trash, and dating a single mom is like dumpster diving:

man says there's no reward for being with a single mom that's on tinder

4.Women are cans of beans:

man comparing women to cans of beans and that he wouldn't want a dented can

5.Women are either roses or just bare stems, depending on if they've had sex. We love objectification to promote purity culture 🙄:

"every time you engage in premarital sex a precious petal is stripped away"

6.Women are actually $100 graphics cards, even though they think they're $1,500 graphics cards:

man saying women are like graphic cards and feminism has made them think too highly of themselves

7.Women are pubs, and having kids = burning that pub down:

headline of a woman giving birth to nine babies and a man responding and comparing her to a pub burning down

8.Women are directionless paper that needs protecting:

"woman are like paper, thin, light, they blow in the wind"

9.Women are like guitars but can't have guitars. They're "not FOR them":

man saying a guitar is based on a woman but it is not for them

10.Women are like farms, and that's why this guy's pro-life:

man comparing farming and harvesting seeds to women getting pregnant

11.Women are goods that have market value:

"as a potential costumer i have the right to know what i'm getting" a man says about a woman he met on a dating app

12.Women are a leftover sandwich:

text convo where a man compares his ex to a sandwich and asks the guy if he wants those leftovers too

13.Women are used cars:

a 34 year old man saying that a 27 year old woman is too old for him and that when you shop for cars you also set a preference for a lower mileage

14.Actually, women are just cars, in general:

woman are like cars, replace them every 5 years, take care of them to make them last longer, the fast ones are fun to drive but expensive and not practical for a family

15.Women are...minerals:

someone saying women should cover up their bodies because they'll be more valuable that way

16.Women aren't women but flowers just waiting to be pollinated:

men commenting on a photo of a woman saying if she dresses like that she deserves to be stared at and she's like a flower waiting to be pollinated

17.Women's lives? Oh, they're video games:

"dating a woman with a child is like continuing a game from someone else's save point"

18.Women are fish that someone poked holes in:

man saying that women masturbating is a sin

19.Women are steak, and men are carnivores:

post saying men talk about the friend zone but something not talked about is how you didn't have a friend just a man pretending to care so he could sleep with you
someone responding by saying biology hasn't kept up with modern culture a carnivore can't be friends with a steak for long

20.A woman is a lock that can be opened by any key, and therefore, worthless:

when talking about women's sex lives a man says that a lock that can be opened by any key is worthless

21.Women's bodies are so mysterious that they must be time machines from Doctor Who:

"vaginas are potential space not tunnels" in response to a photo asking what the menstrual disc was

22.And finally, women are unprotected banks:

man saying a naked woman getting raped is like a bank with open doors getting robbed and it's both the woman's fault and the bank's fault