45 Funny Venmo Captions You Can't Go Wrong With
Bless whoever invented Venmo. Not only is the money-sending app super convenient when it comes to things like splitting the group bill or avoiding an ATM fee, but it's actually pretty hilarious. In order to send or request money, you have to add a caption to accompany a transaction and for the curious ones out there, Venmo has two tabs where you can spy on who's sending money to who and why (a great way to figure out who your ex is dating now, to be honest).
What makes the public tabs funny is that people rarely include the real reasons why they're sending money and instead add some pretty outrageous Venmo captions to their transactions, including pretty crazy ones like "Thanks for massaging my feet."
If you want ot venture out and have witty Venmo captions instead of opting for an emoji, then you're in luck because this list of funny Venmo captions will help you up your money-sending game.
Food & Drink
Because I spilled your coffee
I'm really sorry I ate your food
Because I'm hungry
Potluck problems
Congratulations! You've just won a free coffee.
For being the mom friend who always has extra snacks
That time I left a large group dinner without paying
Mozzarella sticks are just deep fried string cheese
For making you buy something at [insert restaurant] because I had to pee
That time I left my debit card at home and didn't realize it till after I ordered my food
Buy me dinner first
For ordering food for me because I didn't feel like doing it myself
You have a pizza my heart
I don't want to taco bout it
Because we can't resist a good 2 for 25 deal
I think we're Uber Eats' main source of income
Dinner on you tonight
Hangouts
An unfortunate series of events
Girls' Night In
Thanks for last night
For being good company
Besties for the resties
What a time to be alive
Here's money so you can be romantic and surprise me with a date later this week
Because I left my face mask at home
For playing 1D when you had the aux
Here for a good time not a long time.
Random
For being an amazing human
Friendship fee
The cure for a broken heart
Rent is due since you live in my mind
Money to stay away from me
Keep the change ya filthy animal
I don't even remember anymore
"Money doesn't grow on trees." "Yes it does, it's paper."
Because my dog ate your shoe
Shut up and take my money
Buying back my dignity
For liking all my Instagram pics
I have too much money, have some
Relationship advice
Free from the ATM fee
For only streaming Taylor's Version
Everything will be okay
Go buy yourself something nice
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