41 Funny Venmo Captions You Can't Go Wrong With

Jasmine Gomez, Samantha Olson
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Photo credit: Anna Blazhuk - Getty Images
Photo credit: Anna Blazhuk - Getty Images

Bless whoever invented Venmo. Not only is the money-sending app super convenient when it comes to things like splitting the group bill or avoiding an ATM fee, but it's actually pretty hilarious. In order to send or request money, you have to add a caption to accompany a transaction and for the curious ones out there, Venmo has two tabs where you can spy on who's sending money to who and why (a great way to figure out who your ex is dating now, to be honest).

What makes the public tabs funny is that people rarely include the real reasons why they're sending money and instead add some pretty outrageous Venmo captions to their transactions, including pretty crazy ones like "Thanks for massaging my feet."

If you want ot venture out and have witty Venmo captions instead of opting for an emoji, then you're in luck because this list of funny Venmo captions will help you up your money-sending game.

Food & Drink

  • Chinese and chill

  • I'm really sorry I ate your food

  • Because I'm hungry

  • Potluck problems

  • Congratulations! You've just won a free coffee.

  • Eating our feelings

  • That time I left a large group dinner without paying

  • Mozzarella sticks are just deep fried string cheese

  • For making you buy something at [insert restaurant] because I had to pee

  • That time I left my debit card at home and didn't realize it till after I ordered my food

  • Buy me dinner first

  • For ordering food for me because I didn't feel like doing it myself

  • You have a pizza my heart

  • I don't want to taco bout it

  • Because we can't resist a good 2 for 25 deal

  • I think we're Uber Eats' main source of income

Hangouts

  • An unfortunate series of events

  • Girls' Night In

  • Thanks for last night

  • Glad we didn't die

  • Besties for the resties

  • What a time to be alive

  • Here's money so you can be romantic and surprise me with a date later this week

  • Because I left my face mask at home

  • For playing 1D when you had the aux

Random

  • For being an amazing human

  • Friendship fee

  • The cure for a broken heart

  • Rent is due since you live in my mind

  • Money to stay away from me

  • Keep the change ya filthy animal

  • I don't even remember anymore

  • "Money doesn't grow on trees." "Yes it does, it's paper."

  • Because my dog ate your shoe

  • Shut up and take my money

  • Buying back my dignity

  • For liking all my Instagram pics

  • I have too much money, have some

  • Relationship advice

  • Free from the ATM fee

  • For only streaming Taylor's Version

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