22 Funny Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Got A Stomachache
The Oscars slap. Don't Worry Darling. The 2022 midterms. Elon Musk. Nepo babies. Somehow, we made it to the end of 2022 relatively unscathed — though forever changed. We may not be thriving, we are surviving.
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So, give yourselves a pat on the back, because this year was ROUGH. And make sure you start 2023 off right by following all these funny ladies on Twitter!
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and is his potential in the room with us right now?
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My son wrote an essay about how much he hates mayonnaise, and it begins, "As a scribe I see fit to write down all my troubles" and ends "I fell to the ground and moaned for the next few hours, lying in the moonlight wishing to die."
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it’s the best time of the year, folks, when everyone heads over to r/Baking to ask what the hell their cookie cutters are supposed to be
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Popular Me after doing 7holiday attire min. of exercise 🤝 ugly sweater
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twitter was not meant to make fun of the same person for the same thing this many days in a row, one of you needs to take one for the team and post a 40-tweet thread about how it's abusive to let your child wear shoes
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me looking for things I don’t wanna find out:
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If only there was some sort of seasonally appropriate story about the ills of one man having too much money and being awful to everyone.
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in my "???" era
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ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town
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been a while since I worked retail but the opening bars of any christmas song still send me into fight or flight
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You know… CPS should’ve gotten involved with Kevin. How your parents lose you TWO Christmases in a row???
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Whoa, I just learned women who use male pen names were doing it to sell more books. I thought they were just trying to lower expectations
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me every day listening to the same 8 songs as always
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Learning that "five gooolden riings" is not in fact referring to 5 literal golden rings, but to five ring-necked pheasants, aka more birds
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Sad to see this Tim on Tim violence. https://t.co/gPiCwGOL2v
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Oh they’ve just given up now
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none of the thousands or even millions of people in this tourist destination could possibly be cool and interesting. sadly, it's just me, an outlier.
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ok but nobody has mentioned Jesus in the nepo baby conversation 🤔
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Why aren’t these called Grahamwiches??? DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?!?!
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[real life trying to scare me]: climate change, deadly viruses, accidents, the inevitable mortality of everyone I love[horror movies trying to scare me]: what if there was a young girl in a nightgown when you weren’t expecting to see that sort of thing
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I'll say it: we must stop NORAD from sharing Santa's assassination coordinates
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I'm only calling yo shit 32 times and that's it. Im not about to chase you
Doing these roundups and reading your hilarious — and occasionally troll-adjacent — comments was a highlight of my year, and I can't wait to continue these weekly posts in 2023!!
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A possible New Year's resolution for the few commenters who gleefully insist that women aren't funny: Talk less, smile more.
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