I Can't Stop Laughing At These Chaotic Christmas Food Fails
1.This terrifying teddy bear turkey:
"And on some disgusting pavement too. It looks like a mid-'90s album cover."
2.These "candle" Christmas cookies:
"I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure those are dicks."
3.This marzipan baby Jesus:
"Looks like something gave birth on your cake, sir."
4.This freaky Frosty:
"What the hell is this abomination?"
5.These cheesecake anuses:
"Didn’t even bother to wipe them."
6.This Christmas pudding:
"Looks like an IBS attack..."
7.These cookies that didn't turn out as planned:
"They do look bloody delicious."
8.This chicken cutlet Christmas tree:
"The jug of Pinot Grigio really ties the whole thing together."
9.This Christmas creature:
"Call an exterminator."
10.These happy, albeit crappy, desserts:
"Thus the angel spoke: 'And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.' —Luke 2:10
Well, now we know why they were afraid."
11.This Christmas morning waffle:
"I thought this was a keyboard recovered from a fire."
12.These festively dyed deviled eggs:
"I want the middle, second from the bottom because it's making a 'don't eat me' face and it's gotta go first."
13.These Christmas candles:
"For the love of god, don't put almonds in your penises."
14.This *shrimply* strange tree:
"I was expecting to see that hanging from a Bloody Mary."
15.This ramen house:
"Bless this house. R'amen."
16.This meaty nativity:
"That nativity is the wurst."
17.This kid's creative Christmas cookie:
"They were going for realism."
18.This Christmas stocking pancake:
"It has a circumcision scar. How did you even do that?"
19.This scary Santa bread:
"I love him!!!"
20.This pizza snowman:
"You can practically hear it whispering, 'Kill me. Kill...meeeeeee.'"
21.This charred Christmas cheesecake:
"Looks like a new species of crustacean."
22.And, this existential gingerbread person/angel/???:
"It's the mother-in-law of gingerbread."
H/T: r/shittyfoodporn
