22 Black Twitter Tweets I Compiled To Make You Giggle While Waiting For Your Thanksgiving Turkey
It's almost Thanksgiving, and we are back with BuzzFeed's weekly roundup of the best Black Twitter tweets. It's holiday season, but not everything has been jolly over on Black Twitter this past week. Like seriously, my timeline has been chaotic.
But, I decided to filter through the chaos and find some hilarious Black Twitter tweets that you could enjoy while waiting on your turkey to finish cooking. So, let's get into the laughs:
1.
Me when I start taste testing the Thanksgiving food behind my moms back π pic.twitter.com/BQqXuiUlGX
β KenBarbieβ’ (@itsKenBarbie) November 13, 2023
Cardi B, Patti LaBelle, and Whip Shots. / Via youtube.com
2.
If the food nasty Iβm folding the plate idc if itβs glass
β Raymonte (@BDTRELILBROTHER) November 14, 2023
@BDTRELILIBROTHER
3.
Why is my Jamaican coworker bringing pumpkin pie to the party ? If she donβt jerk that fucking chicken.
β virgomamaβ¨ (@_thatsmena) November 15, 2023
@_thatsmena
4.
on thanksgiving if your family start getting into it go live !!!
β G β° (@glogirlgii) November 13, 2023
@glogirlgii
5.
a black stylist: oh lord here come Wig https://t.co/SDU46G07y2
β K (@843KT) November 15, 2023
@fasc1nate / @843KT
6.
Black parents would only want that balcony opened for guests lmfaooo https://t.co/AITcIv9K2x
β TheVendaGuy (@TheVendaGuy) November 14, 2023
@gunsnrosegirl3 / @TheVendaGuy
7.
Why do black brunch spots feel the need to play their music like we are in a nightclub? I canβt even enjoy my shrimp and grits and talk with my friends without Back That Azz Up assaulting my eardrums pic.twitter.com/UCT77DKbRi
β pb&jeremy (xmas flavored) (@Pisces_Prince_) November 19, 2023
Pix 11 News / @Pisces_prince_ / Via youtube.com
8.
so my mom bought a new wig or weave or whatever it is π tell me why she burst into my room, stood by the door, did a couple spins then walked out without saying a single word to me πππ
β dinaledi aligning (@____justsihle) November 19, 2023
@___justsihle
9.
the Black experience is so funny lmao. after rejecting a call 3 times, my uber driver answered and was like im sorry its my son. why she say 'marcus whats up im driving' and lil man was like 'mom is this your hershey bar in the freezer?' she was so hot πππ
β Glizztina Aguilera (@Lex_topia) November 12, 2023
@Lex_topia
10.
Fuck it, I just spent 45 bucks on a 6 foot tall inflatable Black Santa. I AM ENTERING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS. I'm gonna go full "Da'Clarke" Griswold on this shit.
β Elie Mystal (@ElieNYC) November 17, 2023
@ElieNYC
11.
LOOKAT THE NAMES pic.twitter.com/O9gdjbrTPa
β amber ruffin (@ambermruffin) November 15, 2023
@ambermruffin
12.
Not Miss Patti calling Cardiβs sister βChardonnayβ! The way I hollered! π pic.twitter.com/HvPXLn54eb
β travisβs video soul. (@travisfromdabk_) November 18, 2023
ABC / @travisfromdabk_
13.
me tryna connect my charger without getting outta bed pic.twitter.com/zEof3Mbijt
β tatyana π (@heluvstat) November 15, 2023
NFL / @heluvstat / Via youtube.com
14.
Why do dogs bring back random animals to YOU like they asking can they fav cousin spend the night? π€£π https://t.co/hItsvpVnTm
β Cartoons Plural (@xJayRawri) November 18, 2023
@twaniimals / @xJayRawri
15.
All of black twitter telling Wendy Williams to prop that camera up and start a youtube channel or something: pic.twitter.com/R9xSqydil5
β Nightskinned Baker (@bakingdaddy2) November 17, 2023
Variety / @bakingdaddy2 / Via youtube.com
16.
you know how player it prolly was to surprise ur girl with sade tickets in 1984
β popstar benny βͺ β (@popstarbenny) November 16, 2023
@popstarbenny
17.
What π€¨ https://t.co/n2GiIS0q3u
β Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) November 16, 2023
@bigfairee / @dioneewarwick
18.
Patti said "the only bitches getting my number are VOCALISTS" https://t.co/H9nBRmXRHG
β Sisa (@TheTitanBaddie) November 14, 2023
ET / @TheTitanBaddie / @IChoseViolences
19.
Snoop had all yall talking about βim about to stop smoking tooβ πππππππ
β lil duval (@lilduval) November 20, 2023
@lilduval
20.
bro looks like a suitcase https://t.co/bMK7AONowO
β kira πΎ (@kirawontmiss) November 14, 2023
@21savage via IG / @DailyLoud / @kirawontmiss / Via instagram.com
21.
you just had to be there https://t.co/BpbQnVgjrR pic.twitter.com/fJZ98DgBnP
β π. (@antoniiomaraj) November 14, 2023
Spotify / @beyoncegarden / @anotniiomaraj
22.
Keith Lee https://t.co/Ds2Pov4KXz
β Head Broke Boi Will (@MrGee54) November 14, 2023
@dearest_darling / @MrGee54
Thanks for joining me in this week's Black Twitter recap! We've got plenty of these posts here. Let us know which tweet was your favorite this week, and donβt forget to follow these users for a 10/10 feed!
