21 Jokes About Being Alive In 2021 That Are As Funny As They Are Factual
Y'all, 2021 was a doozy.
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And that's an understatement.
So with that in mind, we took to Twitter to collect the most random-yet-specific tweets about existing in the year 2021 as a human being that — somehow — absolutely all of us will be able to relate to. Ready? I sure hope so! Here we go:
1.This detailed summary:
My Summary of 2021.
2.This list of very important rules:
I know we’re all tired of being on Zoom, but some important Zoom etiquette reminders: - everyone wants to see your cat- don’t just say “my cat is here,” hold your cat up to the camera so we can see it- when your cat is on camera, either say “cat” or type “cat” in the chat
3.This trust issue:
my trust issues so bad I don’t even trust these:
4.This escalating "oh no":
2020: the pandemic is coming you gotta stay insideME: oh no2021: the pandemic is ending you gotta go outsideME: OH NO
5.This accurate image use:
“why don’t you have your camera on?” me:
6.This change of heart:
April 2020: working from home sucksApril 2021: if we have to go back to the office full-time I will quit
7.This prediction:
happy 1 year to this oracle
8.This request:
please stop asking me what my summer plans are, I liked it better when everyone was saying stuff like you're doing amazing for just existing during these times
9.This active imagination:
Me logging off slack to my co-workers I've never met in person: https://t.co/uzP6Z4P1Kx
10.This simple truth:
am I working at my regular capacity? no. but am I prioritizing and taking care of the most important tasks? no. but am I at least taking care of myself and my mental health? also no.
11.This missed feeling:
I miss this feeling
12.This excellent suggestion:
Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter
13.As well as this excellent suggestion:
they needa distribute the vaccine the same way apple did us with that U2 album
14.This massive cast:
CDC says fully vaccinated people can join the cast of Knives Out 2
15.This exit:
Me clicking “leave meeting” while everybody saying bye
16.This break time:
17.This handshake:
me getting me doingthe vaccine karaoke 🤝 I want to do the Dolly Parton one
18.This ignored "rule":
CDC: Wear a mask! Social Distance! Get the vaccine!Me: absolutely!CDC: don’t eat raw cookie doughMe: I’ll see you in hell
19.This hilarious visual:
Tying my boyfriend up like a horse outside the restaurant I’m eating inside of after I’m vaccinated and he’s not
20.This plan ruiner:
My fall plans The Delta variant
21.And finally, this lady (who is now my hero):
I’m checking temperatures today at work & this lady walks in, I check her temp she says loudly “YOU SAID MY TEMPERATURE 100 & WHAT? let me go home” y’all she really left😭😂 it was only 96😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
