21 Unthinkable Résumés That Instantly Got People Rejected From A Job Opportunity
1. This person doesn't know the meaning of "buffing up" a résumé:
Wife’s employer received this resume for a position. He got an interview because the manager couldn’t stop laughing (edited for privacy) from funny
2. This person chose the worst line to screw up on spacing:
3. This person forgot to add a few things:
4. This person didn't even have a résumé:
Why am I getting such an influx of people that act like this is not a professional job? Yes, you need a resume, and sorry we don’t “hold dogs down”. from VetTech
5. This person better hope that the people reading his résumé are Tupac fans:
This kid tried applying at my store the other day. He used Tupac as the background of his resume. from pics
6. This person was way too honest about getting let go from every single job they've had:
7. Hopefully, this "quick learner" learned from their mistake:
Roommate didn't pay rent for April and left our house. Found this resume in a box of old crap he left. from funny
8. This person included a subreddit (r/Superstonk) as a coding "language" they're fluent in:
9. This person somehow managed to not mention any viable skills:
10. This person essentially included drug dealing on their résumé:
11. This person's résumé was a Rick Roll:
12. This person should probably see a therapist:
13. This person made a résumé that was "beyond" annoying:
14. This person wrote a poem instead of a résumé:
15. This person forgot to delete the template:
16. Same with this person:
Someone dropped off their resume where I work, I feel like I should call them and let them know.. from funny
17. This person didn't proaofread:
18. This person somehow thought their interaction with the Dos Equis man was relevant:
19. This person said, "Screw a résumé, a video game profile will do":
20. This person wanted a pat on the back for using stairs:
Not often you come across a potenial hire who has experience not only climbing stairs but also decending them. I expect resume padding, but this is another level. 🤣 from funny
