20 Jaw-Dropping And Hilarious Fails I've Lovingly Curated Just For You From The Past Week On The Internet
Happy holidays, my gorgeous and magnificent readers, and welcome to the weekly post where I compile the funniest fails that I've seen posted to the internet. I hope you love them!
1. This lawyer:
don’t commit crimes dawg these lawyers are playing sudoku in court pic.twitter.com/soouxvc59z
— metrooo (@aintlaugh) December 6, 2023
2. This desktop background. HOW do you navigate ANYTHING?
Everything is important pic.twitter.com/oyGRbRJy6o
— Danny (@SMOOCHONTHELIPS) December 6, 2023
3. This person's sister (honestly, kind of love her):
my sister just told me she "doesn't understand whether a movie is good or bad. i don't understand that aspect of it". how is this possible
— Dirk Fuckner 🚯 (@timerube) December 11, 2023
4. Seeing your doctor out in public is like the adult version of seeing your teacher out in public:
Found out my doctor goes to the same hot yoga studio I’ve been going to, and I know this because I just showed up to class and she pulled me aside and said “you are not cleared for this” 🧍🏼♀️
— Inky (@inkypensfic) December 4, 2023
5. This ski pass fraud fail:
last winter my 25 y/o guy friend tried to use his 60 y/o mother's epic pass at vail and they literally hauled him out of line and made a vail police officer lecture him about identity theft and now he has a rap sheet in fucking vail lmao
— meat, alpha male (@sadgirlmeag) December 5, 2023
6. This amazing mixup. They must think you REALLY love bats:
heard secondhand that my friend’s wife is obsessed with bats. for years I’ve been sending her cute/funny bat content (+ as a result my algo serves a lot of it) and she always responds “❤️” or “omg” or whatever. today I learned that it was a different friend’s wife who loves bats
— 🧃you or someone you love🧃 (@hannahmsays) December 5, 2023
7. This Burt's Bees obsession:
quick do you guys think my mom has a problem pic.twitter.com/qILUXVxei6
— rae (@lasagnadelrae) December 5, 2023
8. This person's phone thinking we are in the year of our Lord 52946:
every time i open my gallery i see this picture of kirby egg toast my phone thinks i took over 50000 years in the future pic.twitter.com/N92Wk3IRFb
— zones (@zoooones) November 23, 2023
9. This cat who belongs in a film noir:
Bought my cat a bow tie because I thought it would make him look fancy, but he just looks like a jaded blackjack dealer. A stare that says “knock yourself out, buddy. split the tens.” pic.twitter.com/MCdfUcY4i0
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) December 6, 2023
10. Failing to recognize one's own corgi (...and husband, too):
so I’m driving back from the shops and I see someone walking a corgi, and it’s pretty quiet so obviously I pull over to say hi, because, you know, corgi, and lads I had fully parked the car and gotten out before I realisedthat the person was my husband and the corgi is my corgi
— ❄️mari-lwyd odent❄️ (@oldenoughtosay) December 6, 2023
11. This costume design trick that I actually love:
unironically obsessed with the costuming decision to renaissance up a zipper by dangling a big pearl from it pic.twitter.com/UJRUivyf3j
— 🔪K8🥒 (@carefulwren) September 29, 2022
12. Getting told that your fireplace doesn't meet OSHA regulations (in Minecraft):
thinking about my favorite experience on a minecraft server again https://t.co/fuitv0rmPR
— north (@north0fnorth) December 6, 2023
13. This doctor who sounds like he's straight out of a parody of artsy European movies:
my new doctor told me if I didn't want to take SSRIs I had to "just get used to suffering" and that I should be drinking more than two cups of coffee a day. he's perfect
— Clarke (@pleasuresystems) December 7, 2023
14. When a special interest creates...confusion:
IM SCREACHINGNNNGNNGNNG my autistic son has been carrying a toy elephant EVERYWHERE with him for years.. and at school they traced all the students at gingerbread men and his elephant was in his pocket 😭😭😭😭😭 please it’s so funny im dying pic.twitter.com/uRAkObsvay
— hannah momtana (@boiledcrocs) December 7, 2023
15. This is like, "favorite restaurant that knows my name and order based off my phone number" but taken to the next level:
Remembering when my local curry house sent me a Christmas card cos I ordered so many takeaways from them pic.twitter.com/3iPRrlofKx
— Grace (@graceyldn) December 7, 2023
16. Apparently Violet Beauregarde became a real estate agent:
some incredible photos to include on a zillow listing with absolutely no explanation pic.twitter.com/YvpgK0v9b7
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 7, 2023
17. Men:
i had to delete tinder after a man legitimately told me he sometimes hits a mint vape instead of brushing his teeth
— ◆ ☻ mason ☻ ◆ (@wasteharlot) December 8, 2023
18. The One Where the Donners Crash the Christmas Party:
😬😬😬 pic.twitter.com/rmK9vkGL5R
— Dr Lindsey Fitzharris (@DrLindseyFitz) December 6, 2023
19. This dad being just a little out of pocket:
when my brother got into a car accident and my dad texted me this pic.twitter.com/KQd4jNiLBs
— julia (@eathedocument) December 8, 2023
20. And finally, if you have made (and regret) the fail move of starting Elf on the Shelf...this solution:
For those of you that regret starting your Elf tradition—there's a way out pic.twitter.com/5xD2DKh1Y1
— Gretchen Lynn (@Bubola) December 7, 2023
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