1. The person whose laptop literally melted in the heat:
2. The person whose phone pumped a little too much iron:
3. The person whose hiding spot was betrayed by the Sun:
4. The person who inadvertently ruined someone's whole engagement:
5. The person whose poor, poor tire only lasted six whole days:
6. The person who will probably be replaying the day they cut that kitchen counter over and over again in their head:
7. The person who has to take care of their business with toilet paper for ghosts. FOR GHOSTS!
8. The person who I will now affectionately refer to as "Pesto Hulk":
9. The person whose neighbor was nice enough to share their rotten juices with them:
10. The person who will never trust a thing of mixed nuts ever again:
11. The person who, in their words, sorta became reverse coffee Moses:
12. The person who will never, ever get those precious 15 minutes back:
13. The person whose dang oven went nuclear right at dinner time:
14. The person who had a close encounter with what they affectionately refer to as "Satan's Mustache":
15. The person who spent a fortune on what just might be the world's saddest salad:
16. The person who's gonna be doin' some good ol' grillin' in the back of their Honda today, baby!
17. The person whose new avant-garde TV seems to be working just fine:
18. The person who hopefully learned a valuable lesson about driving on roofs:
19. The person who now has a nice, slippery PS5 controller:
20. And the person who tried so hard and go so far but in the end could not make the guy:
You'll get 'em next time, Mom.