I Honestly Feel Terrible For The 20 People Who Probably Regret Every Damn Decision They Made This Week
1. The person whose laptop literally melted in the heat:
2. The person whose phone pumped a little too much iron:
3. The person whose hiding spot was betrayed by the Sun:
4. The person who inadvertently ruined someone's whole engagement:
So I ordered McDonalds via DoorDash and found this in the bag. Not only did the DoorDash driver get my order wrong, but I think he messed up some poor dude’s plans… from mildlyinfuriating
5. The person whose poor, poor tire only lasted six whole days:
6. The person who will probably be replaying the day they cut that kitchen counter over and over again in their head:
7. The person who has to take care of their business with toilet paper for ghosts. FOR GHOSTS!
8. The person who I will now affectionately refer to as "Pesto Hulk":
9. The person whose neighbor was nice enough to share their rotten juices with them:
my upstairs neighbors left their trash on their porch durring a rainstorm, and now my window is covered in rotten milk trash juices from mildlyinfuriating
10. The person who will never trust a thing of mixed nuts ever again:
11. The person who, in their words, sorta became reverse coffee Moses:
12. The person who will never, ever get those precious 15 minutes back:
This guy was recording the scenery through the bus window for about 15 minutes before he realized it wasn’t recording from Wellthatsucks
13. The person whose dang oven went nuclear right at dinner time:
14. The person who had a close encounter with what they affectionately refer to as "Satan's Mustache":
Just had Satan's moustache crawl across my face when I was trying to go to sleep. My skin is crawling. from Wellthatsucks
15. The person who spent a fortune on what just might be the world's saddest salad:
16. The person who's gonna be doin' some good ol' grillin' in the back of their Honda today, baby!
17. The person whose new avant-garde TV seems to be working just fine:
18. The person who hopefully learned a valuable lesson about driving on roofs:
19. The person who now has a nice, slippery PS5 controller:
20. And the person who tried so hard and go so far but in the end could not make the guy:
You'll get 'em next time, Mom.