20 People Who I Know For A Fact Regret Every Single Decision They Made Last Week
1. The person who just bought the saddest PB&J in existence:
2. The person whose friend apparently decided their charger needed a sweet treat:
3. The person who won the mosquito battle but, oh ho ho, did not the war:
Headed to a pre-wedding brunch out of town. Smashed a rogue mosquito without thinking. On my white pants. from mildlyinfuriating
4. The person who was lucky enough to get some protein with their jam:
Freshly opened can of jam has a big patch of mold. It even made the popping sound when the seal broke from Wellthatsucks
5. The person who finally knows once and for all who is the true #2 in this household:
My dad just told me to get in the back seat because apparently my dog called shotgun from mildlyinfuriating
6. The person whose neighbor is apparently driving a giant heat laser:
My neighbor just got their car detailed; it's so shiny that the sun reflection melted my blinds from Wellthatsucks
7. The person who will forever hold a grudge against the squirrel that did them dirty:
Was sleeping and felt something hit my feet turns out a damn squirrel broke my window screen and ate my pizza [OC] from Wellthatsucks
8. The OTHER person who learned the hard way: Mosquitoes don't play fair.
9. The person who was confused for a no good, rotten, dastardly lier:
just lost my job and now this. second time in a week too. I swear someone has me confused with their ex. from Wellthatsucks
10. The person who got a free sock make-over and is somehow upset about it:
Which action is more mildly infuriating? The person sticking their feet into the seat in front, or the kid drawing on their socks. from mildlyinfuriating
11. The person whose iced coffee is now the eternal resting place of this poor fly:
12. The person who goes swimming at the local pool with an infernal demon:
13. The person who was straight up crunchin' down ants for like 3/4 of a cup:
14. The person whose PB&J came from the depths of hell:
15. The person whose sausage fell deep into the endless abyss:
16. The person who's going to be eatin' good at work today:
17. The person who literally lived my nightmare. No joke here. Literal nightmare:
18. The person who experienced the meaning of true disappointment:
19. The Hungriest Man:
20. And, finally, the person whose mug said it perfectly:
Oh no from mildlyinfuriating
