20 Hilarious Viral Tweets By Parents That Made Me Lose My Entire, Everloving Mind This Week

10: dad, close your eyes and open your mouthme: well that's definitely a no.

— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) May 9, 2023

my partner’s been out of town for 6 days while I’m home w 2 kids and we’re officially in feral mode. My kid asked for her 4th popsicle of the night and I was like “yeah girl grab me another one too”

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 20, 2023

Moms love swapping childbirth stories like old guys telling war stories at the VFW, except this is over oatmilk lattes and the whole café gets to hear who had the higher degree tear

— Kona Slater (@KonaSlater) May 14, 2023

3yo, playing with her dolls: Mommy, I love you!Me: Aw I love you too.3yo: Oh. That was actually my baby talking to me.Me: Oh.3yo: Nobody said that to you.Me: Right.Me: Sorry.

— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) May 9, 2023

My kids got new baby dolls, which they've named Teresa and Jessica...same as two of my husband's ex-girlfriends 😒

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) May 15, 2023

I once had hopes of accomplishing great things like teaching my kid to tie her shoelaces, but that was yesterday when I was younger and more energetic

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) May 16, 2023

5YO: Daddy, did you play Roblox as a kid?8YO: *Interrupting* He didn’t have Roblox when he was kid. He would just play outside.*Both start laughing*

— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) May 21, 2023

My 5yo just came in and announced his engagement to the neighbor girlUnrelatedly, 10 mins ago he came in crying because she had punched him “in the nuts”

— meghan (@deloisivete) May 18, 2023

Moms on Facebook be like, “I am so proud of my son. He worked hard and graduated with honors” and it’s just a picture of their child graduating 3 year old preschool.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 21, 2023

I truly think it should be illegal for kids clothes to have words on them before they can read. Many a cute toddle shirt was ruined by a RAD LIKE DAD!

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) May 15, 2023

I was up at 3:30am today and now I am required by Dad Law to bring it up in every single conversation at work today

— Dad Pickup Line (@dadpickupline) May 16, 2023

it’s not always easy being a queer mom. like for instance, my breast milk is oat

— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 14, 2023

My toddler and me, in the icy waters of the Atlantic, the wreckage of the Titanic floating around us. Finally, after hours, on the horizon a row boat arrives, throws us a life preservers.Me, looking nervously at my toddler: Can I grab the life preserver or do you want to do it?

— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) May 18, 2023

When you let your kid pick out a plant and he chooses one based on the fact that it looks like a butt. pic.twitter.com/cweCBi2HEJ

— Julie Vick (@vickjulie) May 3, 2023

*Watching a movie and the villain comes on screen*6yo: He's an asshole and has farts in his heart.

— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) May 22, 2023

...They got paper and pen to "write out a plan" and when I asked them about it, they said they were "making mother's day cards." I told them it would be 𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖊 to lie to your mother on mother's day weekend...they lied and said they're not lying...

— Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) May 13, 2023

when is the right time for dads to transition from wearing baseball caps to cabbie/newsboy caps because I feel like I might have missed my window

— 🌜🤷‍♂️Dad Moon Rising 🤷‍♂️🌛 (@raoulvilla) May 22, 2023

I took off work so I wasn’t at school with my daughter and she sent me a message saying “you’re like a puzzle piece and when you’re not around me my puzzle can’t be done” so she’s mastered the art of guilt tripping

— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 22, 2023

Told my kid in my day, if I missed an episode of a show, might have wait years to see it againHe looked at me like I'd just showed him prison tattoos

— Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad 🇳🇿 ☕ (@Cafeinated_Dad) May 21, 2023

I have no fucking idea. Kids are gonna kid sometimes.

— Shannon (@ShannonJCurtin) May 17, 2023