Send a Funny Valentine's Day Card That'll Make Anyone Laugh

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Valentine's Day is one of those holidays that totally sneaks up on you. One day you're celebrating the New Year; the next, you find yourself panic shopping in the card aisle of any open store on the eve of February 14. The best way to avoid this scene is to buy these funny Valentine's Day cards now! Shop early, and you're much more likely to find card that are totally unique and speaks to you and the person who receives it. You could even make DIY Valentine's Day cards and throw in some Valentine's Day jokes or Valentine's Day puns!

Some people love classic romantic sentiments, but Ree Drummond loves to use humor to show her husband, Ladd, how much she cares. (How else do you explain the couple's long tradition of playing tricks on one another?!) Going with a funny Valentine's Day card does seem like a great way to put a smile on your beloved's face—aside from making them these Valentine's Day cupcakes or Valentine's Day desserts. These cards hit all the right feelings without being too cheesy or gushy. Not everyone's a big Valentine's Day person, but gathered here are 40 funny Valentine's Day cards that are sure to get a chuckle or two (or more) from a wide variety of people. Below are picks for significant others, parents, children, friends, dog lovers, movie buffs, foodies, and more. And while you're at it, you should probably start gift shopping too, so check out these Valentine's Day gifts for him and Valentine's Day gifts for her. Ready to express your love? Scroll down!

'Love You with (Almost) All of My Heart' Valentine's Day Card

Sure, you love your significant other. But you still have to make room in your heart for the other things that matter most—you know, like serial killer documentaries and dogs. 😂

Dinosaur and Nachos Funny Valentines Day Cards

This adorable set would be perfect for two kids. The cute characters and silly puns are sure to get a few giggles!

'This Is Not A Real Holiday' Valentine's Day Card

Valentine's Day isn't for everyone. If you and your sweetie are feeling a little cynical about the holiday (but not about each other), this card fits the bill perfectly!

'Pizza My Heart' Valentine's Day Card

Whether they're a dog lover, a pizza lover, or both, this card is sure to paws-itively delight them!

'You have Lasso-ed My Heart' Valentine's Day Card

This one is for all the Ted Lasso fans out there! If you love puns as much as the titular character of your favorite show does, then this is the card for you!

Right Swipe Valentine's Day Card

If you and your honey met on a dating app, pay homage to your digital meet-cute with this sweet card that reads: "You are the best right swipe of my life." What's not to "like?"

'In Love with Your Dog' Valentine's Day Card

Ah, the classic story of boy meets girl...'s dog. This hilarious card is for everyone who knows who the real MVP of the relationship is.

Close to You Sardines Valentine's Day Card

You might not normally relish being packed in like sardines, but when it's with the one you love, the closer the better!

Ice Cream Freezer Love Card

Now, that's a good feeling! If you feel the same about certain people in your life, treat them with this super sweet card. You can also find it as a magnet.

Best Decision Card

I mean, you are pretty great. This cheeky pick will make sure they know it, too! It even comes with various colored envelopes for you to choose from.

Mushroom Card

This one is a little more mushy (pun definitely intended), but that quirky drawing is sure to make them smile just as much as the text itself!

Otter Card

Celebrate your love with this otter-ific card. Printed on premium heavy cardstock, it'd be great for V-Day or even an anniversary!

Friend-Chip Card

February 14th isn't just for romantic relationships. Spread love to your friends using this punny card. We especially recommend it for all the foodies!

BBQ Card

All the grill masters out there will certainly appreciate this find. Maybe it will even convince them to throw on an apron and barbecue a Valentine's dinner for the two of you.

Every Great Woman Card

Show your best gal pal how much she means to you on Galentine's Day with this funny pick. After all those text messages, she deserves it!

Olive You Card

Designed and screen-printed by hand, this cute card comes with the prettiest gray envelope. They'll love it! Or should we say, they'll olive it?

Can't Wait To Annoy You Card

Newlyweds, here's the card for you! Whether you're engaged or just tied the knot, your partner will have a good laugh at this fun card.

Cat Card

Got cats? Celebrate that fact with this silly, punny card, featuring not one, but two felines and a purr-fectly bread-centric statement.

Tomatoes Card

At-home cooks will love this card! It's made to last thanks to a high quality printing technique and matte cover. You can even choose from two sizes.

Chocolate Box Cards

Okay, we are totally smitten with this card. Another great choice for cat lovers, it features a sleek red envelope and several other Valentine's Day-appropriate colors.

I Love Being Weird With You Card

This card is o-fish-ally the cutest! Embrace your mutual weirdness and be glad to know your purchase also supports a small business!

I Know It's Cheesy Card

How brie-lliant is this? Pun lovers will adore the cheesy sayings emblazoned on this illustrated card.

Basset Hound Love Card

Ree loves her basset hounds, and this sweet card would be perfect for her! Pair it with this cute rolling pin for the dog lover in your life.

Funny for Parents Card

How about a little laugh for Valentine's Day? This card's honesty makes it a real winner.

Cheesy Card

We can't brie-lieve how adorable this card is. Pair it with a cheese plate for a delicious celebration.

Funny Dog Card

Have you ever seen a cuter card? This balloon dog and real dog match may not be made in heaven, but this card is funny and sweet—it's perfect for kids.

Cute In Charcuterie Card

Add this card to a themed gift by pairing it with a nice charcuterie platter or adorable jarcuterie. Let's get real, what's more romantic than a meat and cheese board?

You're Doing it Wrong Card

Put the glasses on top! Very few of us agree with our S.O.'s on precisely how to load the dishwasher, but this card lets them know that you love them regardless.

Love Card from the Dog

Just because dogs don't know how to write, doesn't mean they can't celebrate too! Pick this card up for your pup and help them give it to their adoring owner.

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