20 Deeply Relatable Tweets By People Who Are 10 Seconds Away From Giving Up
Recently, the vibe on Twitter has been "Effort? I don't know her."
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Not to sound too philosophical, but life is hard, y'know?
People are tired and ready to throw in the towel.
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The final straw is different for everyone, but the collective message is: "We all hate it here, and we're giving up."
1.Joe Rogan could never write a bit as funny as giving up.
What if we all just gave up, as a bit
2.No context necessary.
I’m ready to take flight, I hate it here!!
3.Being the smaller person is already exhausting, and now you want us to be bigger?
Being the bigger person is exhausting. This tweet is about both the trainwreck of a week I’m about to have and also just my general existence being 5’11”.
4.All the world's a stage, and men and women are merely people who've built enough character to give up.
i have built enough character. it is time for my life to get easy
5.If you suggest a password manager, it'll be the last thing you ever do.
‘your password is weak’ yeah cos if i have to remember one more thing ever in my life i will disintegrate into the wind
6.The market is flooded with password remakes and sequels. What happened to all the mid-budget indie passwords???
change my password??? but that’s my emotional support same password I’ve used for everything since i was 15
7.Today's special is a lovely Fuck You in a creamy Just Give Up LOL sauce with a side of What Are You Still Doing Here.
please bring back physical menus I can’t do this shit anymore bro
8."These are my emotional support brownies."
BROWNIE HACK: cut brownies into squares BEFORE they’ve cooled. They will crumble and mush together, essentially ruining the batch. Now you have a pan of crumbled brownies to leave on the kitchen counter and eat by the spoonful every time you walk past.
9.Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll mentally board a rocket ship to the opposite end of the universe.
Mentally, I’m in a galaxy cluster thousands of light-years away from earth
10.The only thing writers love more than writing is writing about how we're too exhausted to write.
“wow you’re a writer! what are you working on?!” my will to live bitch
11.Even MasterClass doesn't have the energy to give us the ol' razzle dazzle.
Wow, MasterClass is really scraping the bottom of the barrel these days.
12.The US government is giving up — but when did it ever try?
13.The only one who hasn't given up yet is the sun — that bitch is working overtime.
Temperatures for the next couple of days
14.This is the Dan that broke the Daniel's back.
Hinge just showed me 2 other Dans in a row, I can’t
15.This trick also works pretty well when applied to creepy men who won't leave you alone in public.
I’m one minor inconvenience away from becoming someone who hisses at people
16.Great Expectations' Miss Havisham was ahead of her time.
very fucked up that i can’t just remain bedridden forever like a victorian maiden dying of sadness
17.This existential crisis sounds like a lot of effort. Might I recommend...giving up?
having an existential crisis and not sure what to do??? already have tattoos, piercings and a masters degree and i definitely can’t buy a motorcycle lmao
18.Road rage: the poor man's existential crisis.
i don’t even know who i am when i have road rage. like since when do i say “two can play at that game”?
19.Capitalism is ruining the existential crisis industry.
how to monetize existential crisis
20.At this point, giving up might not be enough. There's only one thing left for us to do:
decided it's too tiring to be a person, going to move into just being a vibe
