Literally Just 20 Dads Who Are So Funny That They Made My Day A Little Brighter
Ah, dads. They have a knack for being funny, even when they aren't exactly being funny on purpose. Know what I mean? If not, just check out these tweets, you'll get it.
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just learned that all of the "You're the best!" texts my dad sends me are one of three quick reply options in his Toyota Rav4
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My dad seriously sent this to our family groupchat im crying
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my dad told me he’s dating someone online so I asked for a picture of her and he sent me this
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my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics
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My dad says “Big 3rd down” on every 3rd down whenever we watch football together and he is right every single time.
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My dad wants me to marry an Italian woman but he won’t say it explicitly. I’ll be like “dad I met a girl” and he’ll be like “Is she…loud?”
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this piece is entitled "kind things my father has messaged me from the kitchen, at about 6pm, whilst I panic about the world from my bedroom"
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The year was 2011. I was 18. I had practiced asking my dad if I can go on holiday with my friends for weeks now. I finally get the courage and ask. My heart is pounding!!!! He looks at me and then goes "I want you to watch a film called Taken"
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My dad is so dramatic when I’m not home all day.
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my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND
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my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both
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On this national coming out day I remember my dad telling me he didn’t care if I brought home a woman or a man. But I would be disowned if I ever brought someone home who didn’t like BBQ.
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came out to my parents (!) and my dad was like, oh that's nice! i thought you were going to ask for money!
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Got to my dad’s house and he was showing me all the food he has for me to snack on and he goes “and I have a guacamole ball” what’s a guacamole ball you ask? well I will tell you. an avocado. He has an avocado.
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Love it when my dad refers me work 🤦🏼♂️
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Throwback to when my Dad forgot I’m a Doctor
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another day of my dad forgetting our amazon accounts are linked ...
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Asked my dad and uncle why they weren’t chatting and my uncle goes “we’re done chatting for today” and my dad nods and they continue watching tv in silence
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I asked my dad what he’s doing for Valentine’s Day and he said “your mom and I have been married 40 years so we don’t care about stuff like that” then I asked my mom what she’s doing for Valentine’s Day and she said “idk but I hope your dad has something fun planned!”
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There's a man in Starbucks holding a bound stack of papers like you print at Office Depot, and he's proudly and loudly telling the couple near him that he's reading his daughter's thesis. "She just graduated with a Master's degree. Historical preservation!" It's so cute.
