There's really no way to put this delicately, so, um, you guys: A $2,000 BOUQUET OF CHOCOLATE-DIPPED FRUIT EXISTS IN THE WORLD. You're familiar with Edible Arrangements, no? The company that makes, well, arrangements...of edible fruit and chocolate and chocolate-dipped fruit. Their standard bouquets, the ones you've probably seen before, hover in the $25 to $75 range-works of pineapple, strawberry, grape, and melon art.
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But a twist of fate and a click of the mouse led us to the gargantuan monstrosity that is the Incredible Edible-Chocolate Spectacular. The creation stands more than three feet tall and can serve more than 200 people. You can imagine that literally every type of fruit Edible Arrangements offers is included in this: cantaloupe balls, cantaloupe wedges, grapes, honeydew wedges, orange wedges, semisweet chocolate-dipped apple wedges with white swizzle, semisweet chocolate-dipped pineapple daisies, semisweet chocolate-dipped pineapple stars, semisweet chocolate-dipped strawberries with white swizzle, strawberries, semisweet chocolate-dipped bananas, and white chocolate-dipped strawberries with dark swizzle.
About that hefty price tag: When you do the math, you're really only spending $2 per person on dessert, which is pretty incredible. And on the plus side, there's free shipping on this monster.
For the chocolate averse crowd, might we suggest the Fresh Fruit Delight (buy it here!). It's also three feet long and features a whole bunch of fresh fruit that's NOT covered in chocolate. (The chocolate-covered version of that is $1,200 and can be found here.)
'Tis the season for all these massive fruit displays: weddings, graduation parties, backyard barbecues with you and 199 of your closest friends. Go crazy-and you're welcome.
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