19 Perfect Chrissy Teigen Tweets About Sex and Relationships
Chrissy Teigen has built a massive Twitter following thanks, in part, to her delightfully unfiltered musings - from the time she realized doggy-style sex was a little more revealing than she thought to the time she made fun of herself for having a sex dream about her husband.
Here are 19 times the model and cookbook author was refreshingly - and hilariously - honest about sex, relationships, and her marriage to Grammy-winning singer John Legend.
1. When she discovered the secret to a successful marriage
marriage is all about pretending to be excited pic.twitter.com/AEk3VOOV7Z
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 13, 2015
2. When she analyzed her sex dream about her husband
I had a really sexy dream about my husband. How lame is that
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 19, 2018
3. When she punished John Legend for making her watch sports
it's important to talk about how attractive each player is when being force-fed football by your husband
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 2, 2015
4. When she took over a friend's dating app
I love doing dating app takeovers for my friends pic.twitter.com/d4Bynyv6qs
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 17, 2016
5. When she gave John Legend "crabs" at Red Lobster
Just gave @johnlegend crabs at red lobster. So romantic! No but really, it was delicious. Pound and a half of crab juice on my jacket. Mmmmm
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 28, 2009
6. When she admitted that marriage has made her more relaxed about her grooming routine
I bet I used to buy twice as many razor refills before I was married
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 2, 2014
7. When she forgot she was married to John Legend
@johnlegend sometimes i go to your page and get excited it says you follow me then i remember you married me im drunk
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 27, 2013
8. When she cried watching a reality TV show wedding - and not at her own
Definitely just cried at Tom and Katie's wedding on pump rules. Did not cry for my own.
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 28, 2017
9. When she expressed her sympathies for men whose partners plan themed weddings
Let's have a moment of silence for any man who was forced to have a themed wedding
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 7, 2013
10. When she invited former president Barack Obama to her wedding
I invited Barack Obama to our wedding. He asked what the date was. I said, "I dunno, we'll work around you". I'm drunk and awesome.
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 2, 2012
11. When she gained a LOT of confidence after a few glasses of wine
John and I shared a bottle of wine now I wanna go skateboarding
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 10, 2018
12. When she didn't need the real-life version of her husband anymore
I don’t even need human John anymore https://t.co/qF885WtXdp
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 8, 2018
13. When she just really, really, really hated John's footwear, okay?
please stop reporting me for saying I want to die when John wears sandals pic.twitter.com/CsobDs4rAJ
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 20, 2018
14. When John's vocal warmups became too much to bear
I know he has a beautiful voice and I know I am "soooooo lucky" and blah blah but john's vocal warmups make me want to stab my brain
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 19, 2017
15. When John's vocal rest made her panic about the state of her relationship
Touring life with John is basically him resting his voice and never speaking and me saying "are you mad at me" every 45 minutes
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 20, 2017
16. When she remembered what she said to her husband on the night they met
Every time someone asks john for a selfie and says "I never do this" I think back to the night we met when I said it but not about selfies
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 13, 2015
17. When she made a shocking discovery about sex
Yes. I didn't know men could see my butthole during sex. It was a naive thought and I'll never be the same. https://t.co/LMrR7GceBD
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 14, 2017
18. When she gave advice on getting verified on Twitter
u should have sex with a famous person like I did
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 22, 2016
19. When she revealed how her husband forces her to bathe
John had to physically pour ranch dressing onto my naked body to just get me to shower today. It's 8pm.
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 19, 2012
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