19 People Who Got Roasted So Hard It's Going To Ruin Their Whole Damn 2023

It's still a new year, folks, but some people have already spent it getting absolutely ROASTED.

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Here are a bunch of poor souls — some famous, some not — who have recently taken some serious shots:

1.First, this would-be palindrome expert:

2.And comedian Patton Oswalt — who after dominating on Celebrity Jeopardy! — got put in his place by his brother:

3.This "player" who probably wishes they could have seen this response coming:

4.Elon Musk, who walked into this devastating but fair roast:

5.And, what the hell, Elon again (believe me, I showed restraint by only including two of his):

6.This person who tried cooking steak for the first time and found out real fast they shouldn't have:

7.Drake, who probably lays awake thinking about this one:

8.And Ivanka Trump, who might want to call Drake to commiserate over their epically on-point roastings:

9.The dorm mates who dared to use this (slightly unhinged) person's microwave without permission:

10.This ex-girlfriend who suddenly has a lot to think about:

11.Texas governor Greg Abbott, who made the mistake of piling on struggling Dallas Cowboys' kicker Brett Maher:

12.This woman who could've been roasted for literally everything going on in her room, but got it for her name instead:

13.And this guy who didn't realize how badly he'd told on himself:

14.Billie Eilish (who I actually think would laugh at this if she saw it):

15.This bean bag-shaped mayonnaise-filled man:

16.This person who is probably still not recovered from getting roasted like this last December:

17.This believer who found out fast that one thing atheists believe in is absolutely incinerating dumb comments:

18.And finally, no collection of recent roasts would be complete without Andrew Tate...who I'm certain regrets poking Greta Thunberg:

19.Ditto for this tough guy who tried to come for Greta in the comments, but really should have sat this one out:

H/T: r/rareinsults