19 Kids Who Eat So Weirdly They Left Their Parents Hysterically Confused

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1. This kid, who eats his hot dogs like this:

Welp. There are good days and bad days as a parent. Like today, found out my son eats a hot dog like a psychopath. from mildlyinfuriating

2. This kid, who goes straight for the center of the pizza:

How my son eats his pizza. from mildlyinfuriating

3. This kid, who deconstructs her grilled cheese sandwich before she eats it:

Made the most perfect grilled cheese of my life and my daughter eats it like this. from mildlyinfuriating

4. This kid, who eats apples like this and makes no apologies:

The way my son eats an apple from mildlyinfuriating

5. This kid, who doubles up when she feels like it:

My daughter eats both pop tarts at the same time, and only eats half the package. from mildlyinfuriating

6. This kid, who eats entire stacks of Ritz crackers...at the same time:

The way my daughter eats her Ritz crackers. from mildlyinfuriating

7. This kid, who does a little dabbling into his chocolate chip cookie:

The way my son eats his freshly baked chocolate chip cookie. He didn't even want any more of it after this. Makes me question if he's really mine. from mildlyinfuriating

8. This kid, who has a unique way of eating a cheese stick:

How my daughter eats cheese sticks from firstworldanarchists

9.This kid, who makes her own banana-eating rules:

A half-peeled banana with random bites along it lengthwise, held in someone's hand

10. And this kid, who makes his own rules on how to eat a burrito:

The way my son eats a burrito 🌯! 😭 from mildlyinfuriating

11. This kid, who eats bread like this:

This is how my son eats bread from mildlyinfuriating

12. This kid, who cuts pieces out of the middle of his crepes:

How my son eats his Crêpes. from mildlyinfuriating

13. This kid, who eats her strawberries like this:

The way my daughter eats strawberries. from mildlyinfuriating

14. This kid, who is more of a nugget nibbler, really:

How my son eats nuggets. from KidsAreFuckingFunny

15. This kid, who only eats the outside of his slice of pizza:

The way my son eats pizza is illegal in seven states. from KidsAreFuckingStupid

16. This kid, who eats his toast like this:

The way my son eats toast from mildlyinfuriating

17. This kid, who eats Lunchables like this:

How my son eats Lunchables from mildlyinfuriating

18. This kid, who makes his own rules about how to eat a sausage:

The way my son eats sausages. from mildlyinfuriating

19. And this kid, who makes his own rules about eating just about everything:

The way my son eats...anything from mildlyinfuriating