19 Infuriating People Who Have Their Heads So, So, So Far Up Their Behinds
1.This person who tried to share a "pro tip" that — I promise — most restaurants will NOT be happy to accommodate:
Might I suggest that if you want cucumbers instead of tortilla chips, maybe you should be eating somewhere else?
2.This person who made a massive change to a recipe, and then — when they didn't like the result — trashed the recipe online:
3.These friends who gave off major "if Lloyd and Harry from Dumb and Dumber had a Twitter account" energy:
4.And this couple who — after getting bit by a WILD MONKEY IN THE RAINFOREST — decided it was nothing to worry about:
How about instead of asking people for advice in a subreddit you TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO THE HOSPITAL?!
5.This podcaster who didn't realize/understand who Stephen King is and told him to "get a job, loser":
6.This dude who thought he'd pulled a fast one by catching crabs in front of a sign reading "HEALTH WARNING: THIS WATER CONTAINS HARMFUL ALGAE. DO NOT FISH, DO NOT COLLECT CRABS OR SHELLFISH FROM THESE WATERS":
"My eyes haven't stopped bleeding in 48 hours, and my ears now glow in the dark, but nobody tells me where I can or can't fish!"
7.This clueless "meninist" who told on himself so hard here:
8.And this equally educated soul who should enroll in a basic biology course with the meninist ASAP:
9.These parents who are committed to their kid's homeschooling, which is great except for, uh, one thing:
10.These parents who are getting EVERYTHING wrong about being a parent:
11.And this parent whose first thought was to immediately blast this out to the whole world wide web:
12.This sexist, MAGA-believing husband who plans to pillage his son's $170k college fund to invest in Trump's social network Truth Social:
13.This commenter who wrote "some of you can't do math" before proving themself to be an epically inept mathematician:
14.And this equally confused person who views correct mathematical equations as a matter of opinion:
15.This boss who hasn't a clue how to treat an employee:
16.This boss who hazes prospective employees like they're fraternity pledges:
17.And this company that — after a prospective employee went through ROUNDS of interviews — sent out this rejection email...complete with unchanged boilerplate:
18.This jerk who spent their time and money spreading this crap all over town:
19.And lastly, this atomic bomb denier (yep, in addition to Holocaust and moon landing deniers, we now have these geniuses, too):
Sorry, Oppy!
