19 Hotels That Need To Be Boarded Up, Closed Down, And Never Spoken Of Again

1.This hotel promised a "pool area" but actually just had this:

Pool table with surrounding tactile paving for visually impaired individuals
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2.This poor guest had a heck of a time finding their room:

Hand holding a hotel key card under a room directory sign pointing to rooms 401-449
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3.This hotel room fridge has weight sensors, so it costs $50 just to put your own stuff in there:

Sign on a fridge about a sensor that charges $50 for personal storage, with a number for requests
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4.And this hotel has water bottles on a weight sensor pad that can't be moved...which would be fine if it weren't for the fact that the bottles were blocking the TV:

Flat-screen TV mounted on a wall above a cabinet with various items on top, including bottles and snacks
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5.This hotel room inexplicably has an all-glass bathroom, so you can see everything from the bed:

View of a hotel room's interior looking into a glass-walled bathroom with a visible toilet and shower
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6.This hotel promised a "sea-facing" room, which is only technically correct:

Crane towers over a construction site with a partially obscured view due to foreground roofing
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7.And this hotel found a diabolical way to make a sea view out of nothing:

Hotel room with a framed panoramic view of Balneário Camboriú and a towel on a chair
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8.Here's the free breakfast that a hotel offered its guests:

Person holding a plastic bottle and an empty snack wrapper, presumably trash picked up while walking
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9.And here's another free breakfast, which might actually be worse:

A bottle of SunnyD, a pack of strawberry Pop-Tarts, and a bag of original Ruffles chips on a desk
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10.A hotel guest found this chilling note from maintenance on the floor of the elevator:

Handwritten note with various scribbles and circled text, likely a task or troubleshooting list related to HVAC issues
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11.Here's what the hot water looked like in this person's fancy Paris hotel:

A bathtub with brownish water flowing from the tap, possibly indicating rusty pipes
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12.This hotel might need to check the air conditioner filters more than once a decade:

Person giving a thumbs up to a clean air conditioning filter
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13.And this hotel — which the OP claims is $1,000 a night — might want to think about stocking toilet paper that's more than a few atoms thick:

Hand holding a roll of translucent toilet paper
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14.This hotel just straight-up seems like it's trying to trick you into buying $4 water:

A hotel water bottle with a tag reading "please ENJOY - A $4.00 fee per bottle will appear on your bill."
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15.This hotel room really needs a solution for this exit sign:

A dark room with faint illumination near the ceiling and a barely visible door
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16.This hotel's trash/recycling/compost sorting system leaves something to be desired:

A unique bin with sections labeled for glass, paper, and general waste
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17.This hotel room only had one outlet, which was inexplicably on the ceiling:

A shower head installed on a column in the middle of a room, with a curtain behind it
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18.This hotel decided that yeah, this chair is fine to keep in the room, no need to clean it:

Patterned armchair with an intriguing shadow or stain resembling a silhouetted cat seated in the middle
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19.And finally, here's a hotel owner harassing a customer over text for leaving a bad review. Yeesh:

A screenshot of a text conversation sharing jokes with a Minion meme
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H/T r/mildlyinfurating