19 Of The Daddest Dad Jokes That Have Ever Dadded
Recently, we asked the BuzzFeed Community to share the funniest dad joke they've ever told or heard. Here are some of the greatest (and corniest) ones:
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1."My favorite one isn't original, but it always makes me smile: What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure, but the flag is a big plus."
2."My all-time favorite: How can you tell a pepper is being too nosy? If it's jalapeño business."
3."Did you hear about the red ship and the purple ship that collided at sea? Both crews were marooned."
4."While my mom was out of town, she called my dad to see how we were all doing. He gathered all of us kids around the phone and told us all to start quacking. Confused, we all did as he said while he held the phone up to us. He then put the phone back to his ear and said, 'I've got my ducks in a row' with the goofiest, proudest look on his face. I still laugh about it to this day."
5."Did you hear the new joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable."
6."Did you hear about the Mexican magician who could turn invisible on the count of three? He said 'uno, dos…' and then disappeared. He vanished without a très."
7."I found a suitcase full of kittens at a bus stop. I didn't know what to do, so I called 911. They asked me if the kittens were moving. I said I wasn't sure, but that *would* explain the suitcase..."
—Anonymous
8."What's a vegetarian zombie's favorite food? GRAINS!"
9."Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees? Because they're REALLY good at it!"
10."Do trees poop? No?! Then how do we get #2 pencils?"
—Anonymous
11."Why can't you trust feet? Because they're all below knee!"
12."Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!"
—Anonymous
13."What did the Dalmatian say when itching a scratch? Oh yeah, that's the spot."
—Anonymous
14."What's a pirate’s favorite letter? When the person you're asking inevitably says 'Arrr' (all pirate-y, you know), you say 'You’d think so, but they're very fond of the SEA.'"
—Anonymous
15."Why does everyone hate lobsters? They're shellfish."
—Anonymous
16."Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It's a light sentence."
—Anonymous
17."'Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?' *wait for answer* 'It's OK, he woke up.'"
—Anonymous
18."Why is justice served cold? Because if it was served warm, it would be justwater."
—Anonymous
19."What do you call someone who loves telling Dad jokes but isn't a Dad? A faux pa."
—Anonymous
What's your favorite dad joke of all time? Drop it in the comments!
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
