If you just had yourself an absolutely atrocious week, just remember...

1.The person whose cranberry sauce went absolutely nuclear:

2.The person who got their kitchen nice and toasty:

3.The person who got a fun collectible sticker with their meal:

4.The person whose brother can't be trusted around pizza ever again:

5.The person who dropped quite possibly the most expensive thing you can drop in the USA:

6.The person who got stuck in an elevator from the Hoover administration:

7.The person who lost the wing lottery:

8.The person whose iPhone is nice 'n' slick now:

9.The person whose blender came with a very helpful feature if you want to destroy your kitchen:

10.The person whose makeup bag is beyond saving:

11.The person who is going to cause a nation-wide Skittle shortage:

12.The person who was forever tainted by their ring:

13.The person who will be finding remnants of smoothie years from now:

14.The person whose cat left them a nice little present:

15.The person whose pizza was absolutely annihilated in transit:

16.The person who learned a hard lesson about cats:

17.The person who might wanna throw that toaster in some rice:

18.And the person who did the unthinkable with their computer mouse: