18 On-Sale Ways to Reward Yourself for Surviving Another Tedious Week

Congratulations on making it to the end of another droning, comatose workweek. Your soul remains mostly intact and your consciousness remains mostly unconvinced that this is all just a meaningless simulation. These are things worth celebrating. Trigger a fleeting but oh-so-satisfying dopamine rush by clicking that shiny "BUY NOW" button on any of the fashionable, desirable, discounted items we've curated below. Go ahead, you know you want to. Feels good, right?