18 "Why Would You Put That In Writing?!?!?" Photos That Prove We Live Among Some Truly Awful People

Sometimes, people say upsetting things that make you go, "DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST SAY THAT?!?!?!"

Pam from "The Office"
Pam from "The Office"

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But other times, people WRITE these things out — like, they literally make the decision to commit absolutely ridiculous and/or abhorrent things to paper. Friends, the following 21 images are from those people:

1.First, this unhinged person had absolutely no shame in admitting what they did:

"Opened because I'm curious"

2.And this landlord seriously posted about how to defraud people out of their deposit (or bond as they call it in Australia):

"What's the best way you've managed to keep your tenants bond money?"

3.This neighbor wrote an infuriating and totally unsolicited letter that includes the old "I'm not racist but..." line:

"I was recently informed that you are not Mexican, but Indian..."

4.This teacher had the AUDACITY to write this note giving their student a zero on a whole-ass paper just because it wasn't turned in stapled:

A 0 on a paper for it not being stapled

5.And this professor had the gall to write an email saying an assignment turned in before the due date was, in fact, late:

Email exchange between a student and professor

6.This business owner actually sat down and typed out this totally unreasonable rule for their employees to follow:

"This toilet is to be used for PEEING only."

7.This person — oh boy — accepted a delivery meant for a neighbor down the street, then, after using most of it, tried to sell the rest to the very neighbor who ordered/paid for it:

"text me if ur interested"

8.This POS went off like this over a salad...and let me just say this woman dodged a bullet and can do SOOOO much better:

"You was pose to havw butterflies n shit how could you eat that much"

9.This charmer wrote a note threatening to call the police if their neighbor didn't stop — am I reading this right? — walking around barefoot:

"Stop walking barefoot"

10.And this absolutely demented weirdo threatened legal action against a neighbor because the potted plants on their porch were artificial:

A note from a neighbor

11.While we're again on the subject of bad neighbors, this one lost it because someone had a get-together on — checks notes — Thanksgiving:

"If I hear you, I will call"

12.This franchise owner decided it was totally normal and cool to post this:

"Please be advised there is a charge of $1 for NO ice in all iced beverages."

13.And this gym owner said, "Why yes...this is equally normal and cool!":

A note from Blink fitness

14.These roommates just went ahead and sent a text billing another roomie for...something they didn't ask for:

"It's only 36 each of us girls"

15.This jerk (no question mark needed) was totally fine with harassing this woman about not drinking:

"Are you going to have water? Lol"

16.And this car wash attendant had no problem sending a woman this first text:

Hello Gorgeous. Your vehicle is ready for you when you are ready."

17.These "tire fighters" are "sorry, not sorry" about writing this and leaving it on people's cars:

"You gas guzzlers"

18.And lastly, this similarly unpleasant person also left a threatening note on a car without any second thoughts:

"Tourists are ruining Asheville"

May I just say to all of these people:

"don't you put that evil on me"
"don't you put that evil on me"

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HT/r/mildlyinfuriating