OK, These 18 Jokes About How Ridiculous The English Language Is Had Me Actually Seething
English is hard for everyone. You could be learning it as a second language or even majoring in it in college, but either way, it'll never make perfect sense. Some language quirks can be fun. Others? Infuriating.
Feel free to give a follow to the accounts that really nailed it.
1.English really should not be that difficult to read.
English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
2.Granted, the language has its moments.
3.But also, it sometimes just refuses to make sense.
4.And don't get me started on the spelling.
@seeinglando @PicturesFoIder "Inglish iz litrly uiriten d uiey itz pronaunsd bisaidz e fyu wuurds"
5.Of course, our spelling has rules; it's just that none of them ever apply!
@mythsbaby English is famously three languages standing on each other's shoulders wearing a trench coat
6.But blame the French and Italians, not us!
i literally hate the english language...literally colonel and bologna????? HOW
7.No, really. Most of the time you're mad, you can blame the French.
Why is Kansas pronounced Kansas but Arkansas is pronounced Arkansas
8.Although sometimes, their influence can bring a certain je ne sais quoi to otherwise... inelegant verbiage.
english fuck up of the day: i thought ballache was pronounced like ganache
9.So true.
why do people act like learning languages is hard? if you know one you know them all. french is just fancy spanish. german is just mean french. english? that’s dumb german, baby
10.I personally have, like, 12 of these:
hey kids who learned their vocab from reading, what word that you mispronounced still haunts you
11.TBH, these have always annoyed me.
english is so confusing what is rise and raise and lie and lay omg and why do you say blood but fool it’s two o’s in both urghhh
12.I do know the answers to these, but they still make me mad...
english is so confusing because why do you say fish and not fishs. or men and not mans. or women and not womans. and so many others-
13.Who knew??
WE HAVE A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT.It's spelled "whoa," not "woah."
14.For the record, American spelling is superior.
i fucking hate the english language. is it defense or defence, center or centre???? make up your damn mind
15.And I will always defend the glottal stop "T."
Gotta love the English language
16.English has its good moments!
That the words chip and dip rhyme is one of the most beautiful things about the English language
17.If you don't like chips...
I love the English language. 🤣
Anything in particular drive you nuts when it comes to English? Or any words you particularly like?
I personally love salacious and elixir. But that's just me.