18 Hilarious Tweets From This Week
We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time — we got you! Here are the best tweets of the week:
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You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…
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YEAH I’m down to go out again tonight
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Having a boyfriend is great because you always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place.
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How do you say “I promise I’m smart my brain is just fried” professionally??
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trader joes exec 1: pistachios without the shell, we could call them shelled pistachiostrader joes exec 2 (very very horny, like the most horny): no, no, that won't do
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me if i was in Smile
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*hands you six ibuprofen* this is an old family recipe
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toddlers after they learn how to take off their own diapers
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Gotta stop smoking weed thought that pipe was rafiki off lion king
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*approaching a woman clearly on a date with her boyfriend* Is this guy bothering you?
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Babe why r u calling an Uber it’s just a 45 minute walk
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idk there's just something undiagnosed about him 😍
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My parents are currently visiting Peru, and I feel I must share this picture mom sent from Lima.
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you ever clean yo room so good you walk out just to come back in and see yo work?😭🤣🤣
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landlords: we must raise rentcostco ceo: i would rather burn this place to the ground than charge more than $1.50 for a hotdog