18 Adult Jokes That You Never Caught In Kids Shows And Movies

BuzzFeed
·6 min read
69

I've got news for everyone: No matter how mature or smart we thought we were while growing up, our sweet and innocent childhood minds missed SO MANY JOKES.

Will Ferrell in Anchorman saying "that doesn't make sense"
Will Ferrell in Anchorman saying "that doesn't make sense"

DreamWorks Pictures

So here's a big welcome to adulthood because these are those jokes that went right over our heads:

1.When Lightning McQueen literally got flashed in Cars:

Two cars flash their headlights at Lightning McQueen in a suggestive way in the movie Cars

2.When the mom and dad from Drake & Josh were way freakier than I remember:

Show: Drake & JoshExplanation (for our kid brains): This one is so blatant but definitely went over my head as a kid!!! But yeah, seems like they're definitely getting turned on by watching animals have sex.

3.When The Cat in The Cat in the Hat was way more interested in the mom than the safety of those kids:

The Cat's hat stands tall when he sees a picture of an attractive woman in the Cat in the Hat

4.In Zootopia, when Officer Judy Hopps puts Nick in his place with a line that even the adults in the audience had to think twice about:

Judy Hopps from Zootopia says rabbits are good at multiplying

5.When The Simpson's introduced Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's) and it went over some people's heads...especially mine:

A sign for Sneed's Feed & Seed in The Simpsons

6.When Dewey Finn chose his words extremely poorly in School of Rock:

Jack Black's characters says "I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids and I'm pretty sure I've touched them too"

7.When Kronk pitched a tent in The Emperor's New Groove:

Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove sleeps with a tent over his lap

8.When Monsieur Hood was one frisky Frenchman in Shrek:

Robin Hood and his merry men almost say that Robin Hood likes to get laid but say paid instead

9.When Buzz Lightyear had a really hard time hiding when he was excited:

Buzz Lightyear's wings pop open suddenly as he watches Jessie perform an impressive stunt in Toy Story 2

10.When Chowder got his female anatomy wrong in Monster House:

A character mistakes the word uvula for vulva in Monster House

11.When the French Tickler from SpongeBob SquarePants was definitely a reference to a sex toy:

A fish dressed as a stereotypical French person holds devices for tickling in Spongebob Squarepants

12.When Susan wanted to sleep over at Josh's in Big, but they aren't on the same page about what "being on top" means:

Susan tells Josh she wants to stay the night and Josh says okay but that he wants the top bunk

13.When Toy Story turned a toy into a "hooker":

A fishing poll with a hook and sexy legs is a visual pun for a hooker

14.When the Fairly OddParents snuck this joke in:

Timmy's father in Fairly OddParents says that if he took boys to the movies wearing an outfit similar to a Boy Scouts uniform, he'd be arrested

15.When Beast Boy wasn't satisfied with the anatomy of his doll in Teen Titans:

Two characters examine dolls of themselves, one checking underneath the shorts to see how accurate the dolls are

16.In The Simpsons, when Krusty alluded to an old dirty joke about a 12-inch pianist that he can't say around kids.

Krusty the Klown starts to tell a joke about a 12-inch pianist before realizing it's too dirty to tell in The Simpsons

17.Whenn Anna made a foot size joke in Frozen:

Anna from Frozen says foot size doesn't matter

18.In Dexter's Laboratory when Dexter literally tried to get his assistant to dance for him:

Dexter asks his assistant to dance for him and she demands 50 dollars

What are some of your favorite scandalous moments from shows and movies you thought were innocent? Let me know in the comments!