17 Times People Texted The Wrong Number And Really, Reallyyy Regretted It

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1.This search for White Boy:

Person who got a new phone number keeps getting texts looking for "white boy"

2.This wild drama that sounds like the plot of a CW show:

Person texts a wrong number about all the [redacted] they put someone through and how they need to watch their back at school

3.This interesting invitation:

Person texts saying they're done at Hooters and want to get naked and smoke hookah and they'll bring $60 if the other person gets a room, and the response is that $80 would make it happen quicker

4.This mom mishap:

Person texts "mum" that they lost their phone and have a new temporary number, and the response is "wrong number, I'm nobody's mother"

5.This eavesdropper:

"Somebody in hea sh[redacted]ing loud as hell" and "Wrong number but I'm intrigued"

6.This person in search of spiced ham:

Person demanding half a pound of SPICED HAM from the wrong number

7.The Destroyer:

Person who found a number in their phone contacts with no nose asks who they are and is told "Abaddon the Destroyer" and "I am not of this world"

8.This shopping list:

Person texts shopping list that includes thyme, kosher salt, 20 lbs of ice, butcher paper, fire starters, and garlic cloves and is told "I'm not gonna buy that"; response: "Fair enough"

9.This stranger who offered some helpful advice:

Person texts wrong number saying that someone came to their office and said the person is sleeping with someone else and they have herpes and asks if they need a checkup, and response is, "A little advice from a stranger: yes"

10.This shopping trip:

Person texts wrong number asking to go shopping and coordinate outfits to send message to "Chads" that they're "DTF"

11.This mac 'n' cheese moment:

Person texts wrong number saying someone didn't bring mac and cheese, and response is that the person "should be beaten for not bringing mac and cheese"

12.This jokester:

Person asks wrong number for someone's number because they ate magic mushrooms and the person wants to "fuck" with him "lmao"

13.This wrong number that really tried to help:

Person texts wrong number about whether an employee deserves a promotion, and the person says "It's been top notch, definitely thinking promotion, we could all use a little pay hike with the cost of groceries and gas"

14.This confusing question:

Person asks if they're going to sea with their wife, and the response is, "No, you can have her" and "This marriage is going down like the Titanic anyways"

15.This concerned stranger:

Person text "Merry Xmas to you" and when told it's not who they think it is, they respond, "I'm sorry to hear that, is your health good?"

16.This real talk:

Person tells wrong number they're sorry to disturb them, and response is that they're "perpetually disturbed" because they have children and didn't want them

17.And this unsolicited mattress pic:

Person sends wrong number a mattress pic and are told "I guess an unsolicited mattress pic isn't the worst wrong number pic to get"

H/T: r/wrongnumber.